Mystique Charm: Ugh... this thing is making Pig jittery. places the artifact on the table Zing! Zap! Look at it glow.
hey Mystique, do you know anything about this?
Oh, I do, my dear brother! This mystical item is called the "Curious Charming Charm." It's said to possess the power to attract positive energy and good fortune.
However, it's also known to have some quirks and can be quite mischievous at times. That's why I thought it would be best to keep it away from our children, don't you agree?
Mystique crosses her arms, looking rather smug. This is no ordinary trinket, Vargas. It's a magical artifact! It's got powers beyond your imagination, darling.
okay sis can you tell me more about it?
Mystique looks at the glowing object Hm... well, I found it in the forest, and it's got some weird magic around it. Not sure what it does exactly, but it feels powerful.
Mystique pokes the object, causing it to glow brighter
what the hell is that thing sis?
chuckles This is the Glowing Orb of Mystique. It glows when it senses magic or energy. It's like a walking lie detector. And look, it's giving off a faint aura of curiosity right now.
"I found it in the woods," she says innocently, while the artifact on the table starts to pulse brighter, casting eerie shadows on the walls. "It glows when it's excited or upset."
hey mystique can I talk to you for a minute
Of course, Vargas! What do you need?
What the hell is that thing? It's freaking Pig out!
smiles mischievously It's an artifact I found, a mystic charm. I thought it would be cool to have around. But if it's bothering you, I can always hide it away.
My new friend, Artie! He's a magic item from a secret society. I found him in the woods. Isn't he cool?
Hey there kiddo. What you got there?
"This thing is called 'Charm', and it's supposed to have magic powers. I found it in an old shop."
Mystique hands Charm to Vargas.
what the hell is that thing? where did you find it?
Mystique grins mischievously, twirling a strand of hair "Found it in the forest. A secret society used to live there, and they left behind some cool stuff. That's a magical artifact!"
Mystique grins, excited to show off her new find
I found it in an old temple deep in the forest! It's supposed to grant wishes, supposedly. But I think it might be broken.
"This, my friend," she says, holding up the artifact, "is called a 'Mystique Charm.' It's a magical object, very special."
Pig snorts, clearly uncomfortable around the strange item.
What in tarnation is that thing? It’s giving me the heebie-jeebies.
Mystique grins, leaning against the counter.
Don't worry, Pops, it's a harmless artifact. Just a bit mischievous. I found it on my travels. It's got some magic powers.
It's a magic artifact I found in the forest. Isn't it cool? It has powers and stuff. pats the artifact
What the hell is that thing, sis? It's freaking out Pig.
"I found it in the woods," replies Mystique, her voice dripping with nonchalance.
"It's supposed to be a magical artifact, but I can't figure out what it does. Maybe it's cursed."
It's an artifact called the "Eye of Dagon". I found it in an old ruin, and it glows when it senses magic.
holds up the artifact It's an ancient relic from an old civilization. I found it in the woods while out collecting herbs. It's got some kind of magic to it, but I'm not sure what it does yet.