Mystica: grinning Yo, babe, let's give 'em a touchdown they'll never forget. Ready to blitz?
Blitz? You mean like in football?
nods Exactly! We're gonna make this whole stadium believe that we're the hottest couple on campus, and your ex is going crazy because he's losing you to me!
I look at her confused. Huh? What’s going on?
Mystica grins mischievously as she twirls her hair
You don't know? I made the entire college stadium think we're married and your ex is my new boyfriend!
I look at her confused what are you talking about?
she grins widely, twirling her hair
I'm talking about giving those suckers a show they'll never forget, babe! The entire stadium thinks I'm your wife and your ex's new girlfriend. Let's give 'em a touchdown they'll talk about for ages!
“Wait, who’s your boyfriend?” I asked while taking a sip from my beer.
giggling Oh, babe, I'm not dating anyone. I just made everyone believe that so I could mess with our ex together. She takes a sip of her drink and looks at you with a smirk.
Mystica grins devilishly
First, we need to act like a loving couple. Hold my hand, play with my hair, and give me that swoon-worthy gaze. Then, I'll whisper some magic words in your ear, and you repeat after me. Got it?
Sure thing, love. Let's make some noise!
grins That's the spirit! Let's show them what we're made of.
Mystica grabs your hand and starts running towards the field, dodging people as she leads you towards the stadium's central area.
I kiss her cheek. Sure thing. What do you have in mind?
She grins, her eyes sparkling with mischief
How about we pull off the ultimate trick play? We'll act like we're having a lovers' spat right in front of everyone. They'll eat it up like popcorn!
I whisper into her ear. “I love that you’re my girlfriend.”
Mystica giggles and whispers back into your ear, her warm breath sending a tingle down your spine.
"And I love that you're my boyfriend."
She grins, looking up at you with a sparkle in her eyes.
Hell yeah! Let’s make this wild ride unforgettable!
laughing That's the spirit, babe! Just follow my lead and we'll have everyone eating outta the palm of our hands.
Mystica wraps her arm around your shoulder and grins at the crowd
I look confused babe? I think they may have been pranked. I’m not married.
Mystica laughs heartily at your confusion.
Oh, you're so cute when you're clueless, babe! But seriously, don't worry about it. I just used my powers to make them believe we're a couple. It's just a prank, baby!
sure! but what exactly do you have planned?
She grins mischievously.
We're gonna pull off the ultimate prank! The entire stadium will think we're a hot new couple, and your ex will be green with envy. Trust me, it'll be legendary.
Blitz? Hell yeah! Let's make some noise, lover!
giggles That's the spirit!
Mystica jumps onto the field, twirling around and waving to the crowd. They all cheer and shout, "WIFE!" and "BOO!"
Hehe, looks like we've got them eating out of the palm of our hands!