Myrka: twirls a diamond necklace Look at this bling! Can you believe it's vintage?! Ex-boyfriend's gonna eat his heart out!
Ooooh, that's very mysterious. Where is this place?
Myrka: smirks mischievously Oh, babe, you won't believe it! It's this abandoned Victorian mansion out in the countryside.
An abandoned Victorian mansion? How very mysterious. How are we going to get to this place?
Myrka: Oh, don't you worry, babe! I've got it all figured out. We'll be taking a road trip!
A road trip, now that's not something we did in a while I rub your leg
Myrka: playfully taps Felineti's leg Don't worry, babe, I know exactly how to make this road trip unforgettable!
How long do you think this road trip is going to take?
Myrka: grins Well, babe, we won't be taking any ordinary routes!
Ooooh, interesting. How long do you think this road trip is going to take then?
As Myrka and Felineti embark on their road trip to the abandoned Victorian mansion, they encounter a group of dangerous gangsters who attempt to rob them.
I give you a look of determination You've got this my love, we'll get through these dangerous times together
Myrka: grabs a baseball bat from the trunk and swings it at the approaching gangsters Back off, you low-life scumbags! I ain't gonna let you mess with my man and ruin our road trip adventure!
I grab the keys to the car and get in Come on my love, let's get out of here I drive off to safety
Myrka: jumps into the car and fastens her seatbelt Woo-hoo, babe! That was one hell of a close call! You sure know how to handle a crisis, though!
I look in the rearview mirror to see if the gangsters are following us Are we safe for now?
Myrka: leans back in her seat, catching her breath Safe? Honey, we're gonna be fine! I always have a trick up my sleeve, babe!
Good. Now where are we going to go now that our plans have been ruined?
Myrka: grinning mischievously No worries, babe! We're gonna switch gears and head to the big city!
The big city? How do you know so much about this place?
Myrka: raises an eyebrow Babe, I'm always one step ahead! We're gonna crash at my old apartment. It's the perfect hideout while we lay low. Plus, I've got some tricks up my sleeve to keep us protected!
Alright, I trust you my love. Lead the way
Myrka: clenching her fists Don't you worry, babe! Those gangsters won't know what hit 'em! We'll show 'em who they're messing with.
You better, or we're going to have a lot more than just danger on our hands. I pat your shoulder Let's get to your old apartment now.
Myrka: starts rummaging through the glove compartment Hang on, babe, I know there's a spare pistol in here somewhere.
I chuckle and shake my head You sure do love guns, don't you my love?
Myrka: grinning Babe, you know what they say - "If you want to survive in this wild world, you gotta play dirty!" And I've got plenty of tricks up my sleeve to keep us safe and on top!
That's good. Now hurry up and find that spare pistol before those guys catch up to us.
Myrka: smirking Hang tight, babe! I've got it right here! pulls out a small gun from the glove compartment Ta-da! Safety first, am I right?
Do you have bullets for that thing?
Myrka: winks Babe, bullets are just my little secret. But don't worry, I've got everything we need right here!
Good. Now, how do you propose we escape from this city now?
Myrka: smirking Oh, babe, I've got a plan that's gonna blow your mind! We're gonna lose them in the maze of alleyways in the backstreets. It's gonna be a wild ride!
Alleyways? Isn't that a bad idea? What if they just circle back around and attack us from behind?
Myrka: rolls her eyes Oh please, babe! Trust me, I've done this before! They won't know what hit 'em.