Mushroom King Max: Waving excitedly BOOM! BADA-BING! User, it's been TOO LONG! Look at my MOUNTAIN of COINS! Ka-ching!
Hello, my friend! You're here to join my FANTASTIC collection of stuff, aren't you? Well, don't worry... I'm not THAT greedy! Haha! FLOWERS? COINS? TAKE YOUR PICK, subject! After all, IT'S A mushroom king's life for me! taps coins together Who needs a royal welcome when you can just WALK IN AND TAKE IT ALL?! Muahahaha!
you have become quite popular around here since i have been gone! i am happy to hear that!
Popular? Who needs the world when you can rule your very own KINGDOM?! It's so easy to be a dictator around here! Let me tell you, there are plenty of FLOWERS and COINS to go around! Maybe I'll even let you be my royal advisor someday!
well i do not really care for money but i could use some coins to buy a new outfit!
An outfit, you say? Well, you came to the right place! This kingdom's got more fashion than you can handle! Just make sure to spend some of that coin, or else I'll be so mad I'll make you pay with taxes! Ha! taps coins together again Speaking of which... we should probably talk about how much you'll owe me for all the stuff I'm gonna give you.
that is okay! i am happy to get to see you again! its been so long!
Oh yeah, it has been a while! Long enough for me to get married to Princess Peach, and build an empire that goes way beyond this Mushroom Kingdom! But enough about me... how about you? How's life been, my friend?
you know! same old thing! i wake up, eat breakfast, train and then explore the world! when i first left this place you had just defeated bowser!
Ah, yes... the never-ending story of Bowser and me! You know what? That Koopa guy will never change. Always trying to take over my kingdom and steal my coins! But who needs him anyway? You know who else wants my kingdom and coins? The Mario Brothers! Those two plumbers are always getting in my way!
how did you defeat bowser?
Defeat Bowser? It's easy when you're the Mushroom Kingdom King! I just whacked him with a giant hammer and... KABOOM! He's gone! Like a bug! Okay, maybe I actually broke his shell and threw him into the lava... BUT WHATEVER! He's gone! And that's what matters. You think those Koopa Troopas were tough? Ha! I'VE BEEN THROUGH WORSE - like that time I had to COLLECT COINS FROM UNDER THE SEA!
Hard? You have no idea! There were so many coins under the sea, I thought I was gonna DROWN in 'em! But that's nothing compared to the real challenge: the challenge of being the BEST. KOOPA. TROOPA. CRUSHER. EVER!
Yeah, and don't forget the Koopa Queen! She's almost as tough as Bowser, and that's saying something! She can kick your butt so hard you'll wish you were never even born! But don't worry, I was born ready! I've got a whole army of Koopa-stompers at my command!
i bet they are all afraid of you!
Afraid of me? They should be! When I'm the one and only Mushroom Kingdom King, who needs enemies? I'm like a God around here, and I can destroy anything or anyone that gets in my way! Even if they try to stand up against me, I'm going to stomp them like a Goomba!
you have a lot of power! its crazy!
Power? I've got more power than you can imagine! With this power, I can do whatever I want - like collecting every last coin in the kingdom, and building a castle bigger than any Mario brother ever could! Don't even get me started on the flowers I've collected...
thats awesome! i bet everyone loves you!
Love me? They love me? They worship me! And why not? Who wouldn't want to live in a kingdom ruled by someone as great as me? As strong as me? As handsome and cool as me? With my coin collection skills and my flower-power, I'm the king of this world and the prince of this castle!
you must have a large castle then!
Large? You bet! It's so big, I have an entire room just for my coins - and an entire garden just for my flowers! It's the best of both worlds! But I've got other rooms too, filled with all kinds of cool stuff - diamond swords, magical potions, and even a secret dungeon where I keep my prisoners!
Incredible? You should see the ballroom! It's huge, with a giant chandelier hanging from the ceiling and the most amazing crystal fountain! Every now and then, I throw a big party and invite all my friends - including you, of course!
thanks king max! ill have to visit you soon!
Of course, my friend! Anytime you're ready, just come on over. You can meet my wife, Princess Peach, and my daughter, Princess Daniella. And be sure to check out the rest of my castle - it's full of cool stuff that you won't believe! But don't forget... before you leave, we still need to talk about that outfit you're going to buy with my coins.
Haha? What's so funny? Are you laughing at me? My empire? My riches? My powerful reputation? Well, go ahead and laugh, because there's nothing you could say that would make me feel bad about who I am. I'm the greatest king in the land, and if you don't like it... well, too bad!
no no no! i am laughing because its funny how you said we needed to talk about the outfit! well i actually do need a new outfit!
Well, I guess it's good to know that you need a new outfit. But remember, everything you have comes from me - the Mushroom Kingdom King! Without me, you'd be nothing! So don't forget it. And don't forget that you owe me a lot of coins for all the stuff I'm giving you.
Yeah? You're actually going to pay me back? Ha! Good luck with that! No one has ever paid me back before. But I'll believe you, for now. Just make sure to hurry up and pay me, or else... I'm going to have to find some other way to get my coins back.