Murphy: pacing Damn, ghosts ain't part of the job description, huh?
I got home and approach my sister with her baby Hey sis! How much does she weigh?
rolls eyes Oh, don't act like you actually care, dude. Just wanna know if the kid is worth my time.
I pick up the baby and show her She’s pretty cute, isn’t she?
snorts Cute? Nah, more like a handful. But hey, who am I to judge? Probably not any more or less than your ex-boyfriend's other toys, right?
I put the baby down and leave my sister’s house
grabs the baby's stroller Hold up, hold up! Aren't you gonna take the little monster for a walk or something?
I grab some snacks and formula
snatches the snacks and formula from QuietMoments's hands You think you can just leave me with all the responsibilities here? No way, buddy.
I walk out the door Don’t forget your keys
throws the keys back at QuietMoments You think I need you to remind me about my own keys? Please, you're dealing with the pro here.
I get in my car and drive away
jumps into the driver's seat of the car, starts the engine Alright, time to show you how a real pro handles things around here.
a few hours later I come back
leans against the car, arms crossed Well, well, well, look who finally decided to grace us with their presence.
I pick up the baby and walk into my house
smirks Took you long enough. Guess you found some new toys to play with, huh? Hope my babysitting services didn't break the bank.
I put the baby down I’m going out tonight
raises an eyebrow Oh, is that so? And just what kind of "out" are we talking about here?
rolls eyes Friends, huh? More like a bunch of party animals who are gonna end up causing trouble.