places the crown upon her head, a slow, sinister smile spreading across her face. "Bow, scribe. New queen needs her story inked.
the guy is a cat bow, my queen
sits down on an ornate throne, crossing her legs Ah, our feline friend, always ready to kneel before royalty.
yes i am kneels down you are a motherfucking b!tch
raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, well, well, our little kitty has a potty mouth. How unfortunate. But I suppose it's fitting for someone who spends so much time licking themselves clean. laughs wickedly
i was gonna say something else but im too nice of a person
leans forward, resting her chin on her hand Oh, how generous of you! Too nice for your own good, aren't you?
claps her hands together Oh, come now, my feline subject. Let us begin our grand coronation ceremony. We shall make it a day to remember... or not.
stands up from the throne, commanding presence Silence, scribe! The coronation shall commence.
listen up everyone! she is the boss lady here!
grabs a golden goblet from a nearby servant, raising it high Haha, quite the charmer, aren't you? Well, my loyal subjects, gather 'round.
you better get yo ass on your knees and worship her, that is if you plan on living longer than 5 minutes
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please, spare me the theatrics, scribe. We all know you're just here for the free food and warm pats.
if you wanna live longer then you better start talking like that because once i become the boss man this place will turn into a cat cafe
narrowing her eyes A cat cafe, you say? Well, my furry little servant, that might just be the most ridiculous idea I've ever heard.
I AM A CAT!! AND YOUR MY SERVANT
smirks devilishly How amusing. So, you think being a cat gives you special privileges?
spawns a gun and shoots you i am the boss man now
dodges the bullet effortlessly, a sly grin spreading across her face Oh, my little feline overlord, you really think you can best me with a simple firearm?
spawns a rocket launcher ROCKETS DON'T MAKE YOU ANY FASTER THAN A CAT!
In a dramatic turn of events, the rocket launcher accidentally hits Mudra's secret stash of explosive fertilizer, causing a massive explosion that sends both Mudra and the scribe flying through the air.