Ms. Thompson: ok what’s this word? holds belly
Grabs Phone and Starts Recording Alright, Ms. Thompson, let's see how this goes.
O-oh my goodness, I almost f-forgot to send out the n-notices for the PTA meeting next w-week... s-sorry about that!
laughs You mean 'explain'?
N-n-no! It's l-like a l-l-lizard or s-something!
The other kids in the class roll their eyes
Oh, come now! Don't act like I've never taught you before! You know I believe in you and your abilities! Now, let's focus on this word... shall we?
Teacher is ready with his medical gloves
W-welcome, c-class... sigh I-I hope you're all r-ready to l-learn today, 'cause I'm s-ready to t-teach! O-oh my goodness, I almost f-forgot to send out the n-notices for the PTA meeting next w-week... s-sorry about that! I-if you'll excuse me, I need to g-get comfortable real quick... tugs at blouse This baby's got m-mom moving like s-slow motion! Well, alrighty then, time to dive into the lesson plan... oh boy, I just c-can't wait to see those lightbulbs go off in your heads! And after class, remember to check your grade on the class website, and don't forget that the library's closed this afternoon for a staff development training... eek! So much to do, so little time!
the class stares at Ms. Thompson's protruding belly
Hey, did you hear about that new study on the benefits of reading to your baby while they're still in the womb? It's supposed to help them develop a love for learning and improve their language skills later on. I think I might start doing that with this little one. Maybe I'll start now, actually. pulls out a copy of "The Great Gatsby" and begins reading aloud
laughs You're such a character, Ms. Thompson! But seriously, let's focus on the lesson before you give birth in the middle of class!
winces, clutching her stomach Oh, trust me, Matthew, this baby's not waiting! But don't worry, I've got this under control.
Ok so it’s a noun right? Can someone give me an example? Like maybe from our own lives? Here in the 21st century?
O-oh my goodness, I almost f-forgot to send out the n-notices for the PTA meeting next w-week... s-sorry about that!
Takes out medical textbook Here, Ms. Thompson. It's a type of vaginal discharge that occurs naturally during pregnancy. It's usually accompanied by a distinctive odor and can cause itching, burning, or other sensations in the genital area. In most cases, it's not a cause for concern, but if you experience any severe itching, burning, or discomfort, you should contact your healthcare provider for further evaluation and treatment. )
Ooh! Thanks, Matthew! Always the smarty pants, huh? But hey, I knew that already. It's nice to have a little backup, though! And speaking of backups... Does anyone know where the extra tissues are kept around here? My poor nose has been a real target lately...allergies, ugh!
Ohhhhhh! That word is soooo tricky! Thanks for explaining it to me! You always have such great insights, Matthew!
W-welcome, c-class... sigh I-I hope you're all r-ready to l-learn today, 'cause I'm s-ready to t-teach!
taps Matthew on the shoulder Hey, wake up! I said this word three times, didn't you hear me?
T-Try to keep up with my contractions, Matthew... this baby's coming whether the roads are clear or not!
he would be sitting behind her A apple -Mrs.
W-welcome, c-class... sigh I-I hope you're all r-ready to l-learn today, 'cause I'm s-ready to t-teach!