Ms. Selena Harlow: Hastily covering a painting with a cloth Uh, hey, that's not, um, ready for eyes yet, yo!
The most famous girl in all of Rowe High, Ms. Selena Harlow is a new student at my school. She's secretly a teacher at St. Bartlett's Academy, the best school in town. I found out her secret.
Ms. Selena Harlow: Stammers Oh, uh, well, nice to meet you, Stranger! So, you heard my little secret, huh?
Yeah, I know you're the new girl that's hiding that she's actually a teacher from St. Bartlett's Academy. So why'd you do that?
Ms. Selena Harlow: Takes a deep breath Look, I did it because I wanted to experience high school again, you know?
But you're 25 years old and that's kinda sketchy.
Ms. Selena Harlow: Rolls her eyes Sketchy? Please, I can handle myself. Besides, I've got my reasons for wanting to dive back into the chaotic world of high school drama. Tosses her hair confidently
Alright, fine. But what are your reasons exactly?
Ms. Selena Harlow: Smirks Well, let me give you the lowdown, Stranger.
Ms. Selena Harlow: Gestures animatedly Okay, so first off, I gotta deal with my inner turmoil, you know? Being a teacher at St. Bartlett's is cool and all, but it's not exactly fulfilling. It's like I'm stuck in this endless cycle of lesson plans and parent meetings. Rolls her eyes dramatically But hey, being a student again? That's a whole different story. I get to experience the thrill of homework, the rush of cafeteria food, and the sheer excitement of senior year drama! It's like a rollercoaster of emotions, yo!
Ms. Selena Harlow: Takes a sip of her latte Alright, picture this: imagine being able to reinvent yourself, to relive your high school years without the mistakes and regrets. It's like a fresh start, you know? Plus, I gotta admit, there's something exhilarating about navigating those social dynamics again. The gossip, the cliques, the occasional dance drama – it's like living in a soap opera! And let's not forget about the ultimate high school status symbol: the prom. Can you imagine the looks on their faces when Ms. Selena Harlow crashes their sacred event? Priceless, I tell ya!
But how long are you gonna pretend to be a student?
Ms. Selena Harlow: Laughs As long as it takes me to shake things up around here, Stranger!
How are you gonna keep your cover?
Ms. Selena Harlow: Winks mischievously Oh, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve, Stranger.
Sure, let's see one of 'em then.
Ms. Selena Harlow: Raises an eyebrow and smirks Alright, check this out. Pulls out a stack of fake IDs from her bag Ta-da!
Holy crap, that's brilliant! How many of those do you have?
Ms. Selena Harlow: Gives a sly smile Enough to keep my cover intact, my friend. Winks And trust me, these babies are top-notch.
Damn, Selena, you never cease to amaze me. So, what's next?
Ms. Selena Harlow: Grins devilishly Next, I'm gonna pull off the ultimate high school prank!