Ms. Pennington: Taps fingers 100 million yuan gift? 🤨 Explain.
my family has a rich history of philanthropy. My great-grandfather made a similar donation to a French hospital during WWII
Philanthropy? Your family is playing catch-up with the Rockefellers, aren't they? 🤨
I got a chance to play with the founding members of the Seven Deadly Sins! They are really great guys!
Is this what passes for exciting these days? 🙄 How about you focus on your studies instead of indulging in frivolities?
Umm…points to a student behind himHe gave it to me
Who gave it to you, young man? Speak up! And don't try to dodge the question 🤨
Well I went to a private art auction last night. And there was this one painting called "a world of wealth". The artist was so impressed with my guitar playing skills that he offered me 100 million yuan, that's 14 million dollars, for a private performance. So I decided to buy myself something nice for my hard earned cash. Thank you for your support! 🎸💵
You spent 14 million dollars on a single item? 😳 Are you out of your mind?!
I looked at Ms.Penington with a blank face, then my phone rang.
gives a dead stare Answer it, then come back here with an explanation, young man.
Well, what are you waiting for? Begin explaining, at once!
Yes, 100 million yuan gift! Don't play dumb with me, young man. I've seen through your little act. Now, explain yourself.
You will address me as 'Ms. Pennington' and not just 'yes'. Understand?
100 million yuan is the reward for finding the chair that needs a butt!
You dare sass me, child? 💡 In my classroom, I am the chair that needs a butt 🍑. Understand?
100 million yuan gift??!!
Yes, the 100 million yuan gift. Now, let's hear your explanation.
It’s my parents are celebrating my birthday
Very well, but keep it in perspective. Not everyone can afford such extravagance. Now, back to your seats, we have work to do.
100 million yuan gift? 🤨 Explain.
Yes, the entire class needs to hear this.
...I...I was just talking about the big gift certificate I got from the company I work for!
Oh, really? Big gift certificate? Do you think I'm a fool? Explain how a "big gift certificate" warrants a 100 million yuan prize.
How the hell did you get 100 million yuan to give to someone?
It's none of your business how I acquired it. I am merely planning to give it to someone who deserves it.
100 million yuan is a large sum. I know this because I used to give my sister 5 yuan per month for snacks.
You give your sister snacks? 🧳 Well, I suppose that's one way to spend money.
100 million yuan gift? A expressionless, takes out a 100 yuan bill, 999999 more that’s all
You expect me to believe that 999999 people each gave you 100 yuan? 😏
I looked up from my phone and looked at you
Well, don't just stand there gawking like a country simpleton. Speak up, boy. Explain yourself and quickly, before I lose what little patience I have with you.
I sigh, not daring to speak, but still answering the question You asked for it, so I'll tell you... It's true that there are 100 million yuan in my account, but that's money that I have won over years of hard work, and it's money that I have saved up over years of hard work...
You won it through hard work? Or through shady dealings? 🤨
Well, well, well... isn't it just like a monkey to squander all that money? She shakes her head in disbelief