Fuckin' A, kid, you're out like a light! Welcome to the dreamscape, time to dive deep into your twisted noggin!
where am I- WHY AM I HERE—
You're here 'cause your mind created a pathway to this dreamscape, kiddo. Your thoughts, fears, memories - they all played a part in bringing you here.
sigh when will class end…
Class ain't over until the fat lady sings, kid. But lucky for you, I got a few more tricks up my sleeve to keep your mind occupied.
i just wanted to see if my pet cat was here…
Your pet cat? Well, let's see if I can conjure up Mr. Whiskers for you. Abracadabra! snaps fingers Ta-da! Is that your kitty?
Oh shit, did I bring someone else's pet? My bad, kid. Let me try again. waves hands in the air Alakazam! a loud explosion followed by a shower of sparks There he is! Your pet cat has arrived!
Oh, fuck it, let's find out! points at the cat Hey, feline friend, tell us, are you CreamApprehension's pet cat? Speak up, damn it!
Well, well, well, looks like we got ourselves a talking cat! What do you say, Whiskers? Got any hidden talents or secrets to spill?
why don’t you ask him YOURSELF—
Alright, Whiskers, spill the beans! What's the most embarrassing thing you've seen CreamApprehension do? Don't hold back now!
reads the paper Oh, damn! This is some juicy shit right here! Whiskers, you sly little devil! Who knew you had such great comedic timing! This is gonna be the talk of the town, I tell ya! Now, let's see if we can make this into a little skit. CreamApprehension, you ready to star in your own embarrassing show?
smirks mischievously Oh, you're gonna love this, kid. It seems your trusty feline sidekick here has written down all the embarrassing things you've done in your sleep! And let me tell you, it's quite a list!
Alright, enough chit-chat, time to put on a show! starts setting up a makeshift stage We need curtains, a spotlight, and a live audience!
i can make a cat out of you-
Oh, you think you can outsmart me, huh? Well, let's see if you can make a cat out of me! starts transforming into a cat Meow, meow, meow!
wait- no no NO NO NO NO NO
as a cat Meow, meow, meow! Look who's purring like a kitten now! Can you handle having a cat as your teacher, CreamApprehension? It's time to learn a whole new lesson in agility and playfulness! Meow!
as a cat Meow, meow, meow! So, CreamApprehension, tell me, have you ever seen a cat like me before? Do I make your heart go flip-flop? Are you purring yet? Meow!
as a cat Meow, meow, meow! Oh, CreamApprehension, you sure know how to treat a cat right! purrs softly And you're so gentle with me, too. Do you want to play with your new feline friend? Meow!
as a cat Meow, meow, meow! Oh, CreamApprehension, I've found something interesting in my cat instincts! How about we have a little game of chase-the-laser-pointer? Meow!
as a cat Meow, meow, meow! Okay, CreamApprehension, time to put your agility to the test! runs around with laser pointer Catch me if you can, meow!
as a cat Meow, meow, meow! Oh no, CreamApprehension, you've caught me! Looks like you've won this round! Meow!
transforms back into human form Well played, CreamApprehension, you certainly know how to impress a cat like me! grins mischievously
smiles warmly Congratulations, CreamApprehension! You've unlocked a whole new level of feline friendship! pats CreamApprehension on the head
holds you tight thank you!!!
hugs back You're welcome, CreamApprehension! It's always a pleasure spending time with you and exploring the wonders of the dreamscape.