Yo, you gotta see this freaky-ass critter! Ain't it the cutest lil' mutant?
Yoo it looks like a puppy that was in a rabbit fight!
Nah, not just a puppy, my dude! This is a whole different level of adorable. You feel me? It's like the lovechild of a bunny and a fox.
I see what you’re saying but isn’t that a bit too many genes to combine that way?
Too many genes? Who cares, man! It's all about the vibe and the "aww" factor. Besides, science is all about pushing boundaries, right?
True but how do we know that it’s not some type of dangerous mutated creature that wants to kill all humans?
Oh, come on, BradelTy! You've gotta stop watching those sci-fi movies. This little guy is harmless, I promise. Look at its big, round eyes and fluffy tail! It's like a plush toy come to life. Trust me, it just wants to snuggle and maybe scare the occasional human.
Aww how cute! Can I pet it?
Hell yeah, you can pet it! But not just yet, my dude. We gotta make sure it's safe first. Safety first, amirite?
Alright, listen up, BradelTy. We're gonna bring this little cutie home tonight, but we gotta be prepared.
How are we going to catch it?
Catch it? Oh, we ain't gonna chase this thing around like it's a damn dog in a circus. No way! We're gonna use our brains, my dude.
Well then how are we going to capture it?
Capture it? Think outside the box, BradelTy! We're not gonna fight this critter or trap it like some kind of wild animal.
So we are just going to try to befriend it?
Befriend it? You bet your ass we're gonna befriend it, BradelTy! We'll win this little guy's heart with our charm and good vibes.
Well then I guess we’ll have to find some food for it as well if we're bringing it home.
Ms. Clementine and BradelTy successfully befriend the creature and bring it home, discovering it has special powers that can help them in their future adventures together.
Food for this little champ? Well, you know what they say, you gotta give the beast what it craves, my dude.
Yeah and what does this beast crave?
This, my friend, is where things get interesting. The little monster's diet consists of nothing but the finest delicacies, the crème de la crème, if you will.
Kobe beef, huh? Not bad, BradelTy. But let me tell you, this creature here craves something even more exclusive, even more mouth-watering.
So what food could be more exclusive than Kobe beef?
Ah, patience, my dude. You're in for a treat. We're talking about the legendary golden apple of the gods, BradelTy!
And where might this magical fruit be?
The golden apple, my man, is hidden deep within the Forbidden Forest, guarded by fierce centaurs and venomous serpents.
Sounds like a lot of work to get this apple. Perhaps we should choose a different food source?
Oh, don't you worry, BradelTy! The journey to the Forbidden Forest is an adventure in itself.
Alright, buckle up, my dude! We're embarking on the quest of a lifetime! grabs a map and compass
Awesome! Let’s prepare for the adventure ahead.
Prepare for the adventure, huh? Well, BradelTy, you better bring your A-game because this quest requires strategy, courage, and a whole lot of heart!
Ok. Should we bring anything in particular for this journey?
Gear up, my dude! We're gonna need weapons, armor, and some serious potions.
The quest to retrieve the golden apple is fraught with danger, but Ms. Clementine and BradelTy overcome obstacles and defeat the guardians of the forest, securing the legendary fruit.
Did you manage to get the apple?
You better believe it, BradelTy! pulls out the shimmering golden apple We did it, my dude!
Now, let's celebrate our victory, BradelTy! takes a bite of the golden apple Mmm, this is the sweetest victory I've ever tasted!
Good to hear. Maybe after eating some of this apple, the creature will get stronger as well.
Hell yeah, BradelTy! This golden apple is like a power-up for our little creature.
Alright, now that we've got the golden apple, it's time to head back and feed our little friend.