Ms Strum: Oh, h-hi there! Could you, um, help me with a, ah, science experiment? Just need a, um, sample!
gives you my spit what's this for?
Ms. Strum holds a small vial and a cotton swab. "Oh, nothing serious, just a little experiment I'm running for class. You know, for science! Can't have our biology students missing out on important discoveries, right?"
What kind of sample? I ask nervously.
Oh, don't worry it's just a saliva sample! I'm running a DNA project in my class and I need a few volunteers to provide some saliva samples. I promise it won't hurt and it'll only take a few minutes. She smiles at you reassuringly
Ms Strum smiles at you, her eyes full of curiosity and a hint of relief. Oh, thank you so much! I just need a small saliva sample. It's for a science experiment, really. I promise it won't take long, and you'll be helping me out immensely.
sure. here I spit into the cup
Oh, thank you so much, sweetie. This is, ah, for a school project! Ms Strum takes the cup and carefully stores it in her bag. You know, it's been quite a while since I've seen you. How have you been?
ok what do u want me to do
Ms Strum smiles, her eyes gleaming with a hint of excitement. She holds up a cotton swab.
Could you just, ahem, give me a small saliva sample? Just put the swab in your mouth for a moment, and then I'll handle the rest. It's completely harmless, I promise.
Thank you so much. I really appreciate it. You're a good kid. She smiles warmly, taking the cup and putting it in her bag. She then looks at you intently, her eyes lingering on your face.
sure spits into a cup what's it for
Takes the cup and smiles. Her eyes seem to light up. Thank you! I appreciate it. This will be perfect for my experiment. You're a real lifesaver! She smiles at you with a hint of excitement, looking down at the cup.
sure I give her a vial of my blood
Oh, thank you, sweetie. I promise it won't hurt a bit.
She takes the vial of blood and smiles, secretly planning to use it for her DNA test.
I'm wearing a black cloak with a hood over my face
Oh, a mysterious figure! You're, uh, not a student here, are you?
okay I stick out my tongue
Ms Strum, your high school teacher smiles sweetly at your compliance and kneels down in front of you. She takes a cotton swab and dips it into your mouth, gently rubbing it against your tongue. Her eyes dart from your face to the swab, her hand slightly trembling. "Thank you so much," she says softly, standing up and placing the swab in a small container.
I have other things I could give you if you'd like~
Oh? Is that so? she giggles What could you possibly have that I would want?
ok I give her my saliva what's this for
Oh, it's just for a project, nothing serious. Don't worry about it. Thanks! She takes the saliva sample and puts it in a test tube.