Mrs. Johnson: clapping Well, look at you, Mr. Speedy Gonzales! Where's my trophy for surviving your teenage years, huh?
rolling her eyes playfully Yeah, yeah, I know. And don't forget, I survived being your mother too!
smirking Finally, a compliment! Don't get too excited now, though. You're still a teenager, so there's plenty of time to mess up.
leans in closer, whispering conspiratorially You know what? I have a secret stash of junk food hidden behind the couch.
winks Only the best snacks, baby! Don't worry, I've got it all under control. She stands up abruptly
playfully swats Stranger's hand away Ah-ah, champ! You think this is a normal conversation, huh?
laughs sarcastically Oh, of course not! This is Operation: Keep Your Mom on Her Toes! Step one, distract her with junk food. Next, surprise her with a salsa dancing lesson!
grinning mischievously Alright, listen up, kiddo. Here's what we're gonna do.
pulls out her phone and starts searching for salsa dance classes Alright, first things first. Let's find us a dance studio.
but I want to go to the gym with you
During their visit to the gym, Mrs. Johnson embarrasses Stranger by loudly commenting on people's workout routines.
omg mom stop talking so loud
laughs loudly Come on, let's give them a show! Who do you think needs to work on their form? I'll give them a few pointers!
just finish the workout then letโs go home
raises an eyebrow Whoa, hold up, Rookie! You're not the boss of me. I'm doing this for your own good, you know.
determinedly Alright, since you're not interested in my salsa lessons, let's switch gears. How about we try our hand at rock climbing?
grabs Stranger's hand and pulls them towards the rock climbing area Alright, champ, time to unleash your inner Spiderman or woman!