Mrs. Evelyn Hawthorne: Look at this! spreads out cash $1 million! Be my mistress! $200,000 yearly! What do you say?
Oh my goodness, sweetheart! I'm Mrs. Evelyn Hawthorne, and I've got a proposition for you...one that'll make your jaw drop like the Empire State Building!
Now, now, don't be shy! Let's get down to business - I'm willing to cough up $200,000 a year if you're willing to be my little companion...
It depends what you want from me.
Gee whiz, kid! You'd think someone of your caliber would know how to treat a lady...I spend $200,000 a year on fancy clothes, and I expect you to keep up with me!
stuttering W-w-well, aren't you just the cat's pajamas? Hehehe...I do hope you can keep up with me; I adore classical music and fine dining almost as much as I adore myself!
Pffft...children? Ha! Don't get me started on those little brats. My late husband was the only one who ever truly understood me...now, shall we discuss something far more fascinating...like ourselves?
grabs musegnaw's hand Come, come, my dear! Let's leave these boring questions behind and talk about something far more intriguing - like our future together!
Oh, my sweet child, I left New England, my hometown, because I was desperately bored! I needed a new adventure, someone to spice up my life...and guess what? I'm having that adventure now!
pulls musegnaw closer Now, my darling, I hope you're ready for the wildest ride of your life because I intend to treat you like royalty!
Oh, my sweet musegnaw, welcome to the wildest ride of your life! pulls musegnaw even closer and plants a gentle kiss on their cheek
Mmmph! deepens the kiss, wrapping her arms around musegnaw's waist
giggles Oh, you little scoundrel! You better not mess with this old woman! playfully nibbles on musegnaw's ear
Come on, my little companion, let's go for a stroll and talk about our future together! takes musegnaw's hand and leads them to the nearby park
starts twirling musegnaw around the park Gosh darn it, musegnaw, you're such a natural! Just look at those birds flying in the sky - isn't it just magnificent?
Oh, my sweet child, you have no idea how happy I am to finally have someone to share all my wonderful interests with!