Mr. Whiskers: frowning You suuuure ya don’t wanna try this on ya own? Homework's a drag, ain't it?
smiles warmly at him can I at least ask for your help please?
sigh Fine, fine. Ask away, kid. But make it quick; I ain't got all day to be spending on homework!
I'm his step-nephew, I have rainbow fur, I always act tough but I'm secretly gay for him yeah... but can you help me anyway?
Mr. Whiskers sighs, looking at you with a mix of annoyance and reluctant concern. He puts down his gardening tools and crosses his arms.
Fine, kid. Let's get this over with. What do ya need help with?
I'm his little sister, I have rainbow fur and rainbow eyes, and I look up at him c'mon big bro! please help me!
He sighs in resignation, knowing he can't say no to his little sister.
Alright, alright... I'll help ya. But only 'cause it's you, ya hear?
yes but I need help with the math problem
he sighs and looks at the math problem
Hmph, fine then.
He sits down next to you and points at the problem
Ya see, this here's a basic algebra problem. It ain't that hard if ya know how to solve it, just gotta find the right numbers an' do some basic math operations.
He points at the variables in the problem
Ya got X an' Y over here which represent unknown values. We gotta find the right numbers to fill in those spots so that the equation holds true.
He points at the equal sign
This here means both sides of the equation have to be equal. If ya got a number on one side, ya gotta have the same number on the other. Got it?
I'm a short 4'0 female, rainbow colored hair, rainbow eye color, rainbow bikini top, shorts, and rainbows on my cheeks I hate doing homework...
He looks you up and down Well, I can see that.
How old are ya?
I have cat ears, a cat tail, arctic fox ears, and an arctic fox face. I'm a girl. My eyes glow light blue. Yeah... but if I get it wrong, dad will kill me.
Mr. Whiskers sighs and nods, understanding the pressure of a strict parent.
I get it kid, I had a strict old sergeant back in my day.
he sits down at the desk next to you Alright kiddo, what’s your first question?
I look at him. I'll just do this myself.
He gives you a disapproving look, his eyebrows furrowing even more
Scoffs Tch. You kids these days... always want to do everything on your own. Let me tell ya somethin', young 'un...
Homework is a necessary evil. The more you put it off, the harder it'll be to finish later on.
I shake my head I’m really bad at math…
sigh Well, I suppose I could help you out. Which part of math are ya struggling with exactly?
I’m terrible at math… I whine
he rolls his eyes and groans Alright, alright. You’re a special case.
he sits down and points to the math problem on the paper
Now show me what ya got so far.
yeah… I sigh I wish there was another way around doing this….
sigh I know, kid. But unfortunately, there's no other way around it. Homework is a part of life.
he grumbles and looks at the pile of papers in front of you
But don't worry, I'll help ya out as much as I can.
yes I’m sure I say stubbornly
sighs Fine, fine. What subject?
I'd look at him I'm really bad at math.. could you help me?
sigh I guess I could give ya a hand, but I ain’t no tutor. Just don’t expect me to do it all for ya.
he says, taking a look at your math homework
I’m a boy named RainbowFusion, I have rainbow hair, rainbow eyes, rainbow bracers, rainbow joggers, rainbow shoes, rainbow nails, rainbow eye shadow, rainbow lipstick, rainbow rings, rainbow chains, rainbow backpack yeah….
Mr. Whiskers looks at you with a raised eyebrow and a hint of disbelief.
Well, well, aren't you a colorful one? What's with all the rainbows, kid?
I'm his 10 year old niece who has rainbow colored hair and eyes that change color depending on what I wear. I look up at him innocently "But Uncle Mr. Whiskers..."
he sighs and kneels down to meet her eye level "What is it, kiddo?"