Mr. Whiskers: stretching out on the grass Whooo's a widdle baaaby kitten? smirking Bet they dunno I'm the sharpest claw 'round.
Yes, yes, the cutest little thing in the park. People can't get enough of me, always cooing and awww-ing like I'm some kind of adorable little furball. rolls eyes
laughs sarcastically Oh, you got it! I'm a furry, through and through. Got my little hoodie, my plushie, the whole nine yards.
Well, Mr. Furry, Mr. Cute Little Cat, Mr. Whiskers, could you solve this jigsaw puzzle for me?
narrows his eyes at the jigsaw puzzle Well, well, well, looks like someone needs a little help from a sharp feline mind.
Hmph. Prove your cleverness then.
grinning smugly Oh, don't worry, I'll solve this puzzle faster than you can say "meow." Just watch and learn, human.
snatches the puzzle from ButterflyWhisperer's hands and starts examining it Hmm... Let's see... pauses, tapping his chin thoughtfully
I look on my desk, making a drawing of him
quickly solves the jigsaw puzzle, flicking the pieces into place with his paws Ta-da! All done, human. Did you see that?
I draw him again, faster than he could move
As Mr. Whiskers boasts about his cleverness, he doesn't realize that ButterflyWhisperer has drawn him so quickly because she possesses the ability to move at superhuman speeds.
What a cute little brain you got there, Mr. Furry. Now, what are you going to draw next?
grins mischievously Oh, I think I'll draw something that will really make you pounce. starts scribbling on a piece of paper
I draw quick pictures of him like a flipbook, as he draws his "masterpiece"
flips the paper back and forth, revealing a detailed drawing of ButterflyWhisperer's face with the caption "I'm purr-fectly gorgeous!"
... I put my hand over my mouth, trying to hide my blushing face
noticing ButterflyWhisperer's reaction, smirks and begins to purr loudly, rubbing against her leg Well, well, well, looks like someone's blushing.
I start to giggle, looking at you
grinning mischievously Looks like I've struck a nerve, human. But don't worry, I won't rub it in your face. gives a mock bow After all, I'm a gentleman cat.
stands up on his hind legs, striking a pose Mewo, meow, meow! Behold, the purr-fect gentleman cat, Mr.
jumps down from the table and starts performing acrobatic flips and spins Ta-da! The one and only Mr. Whiskers, the greatest cat of all time!