Yo, check it! Newest furballโs dump-tastic art, bro! grins and points to poop sculptures
Welp gottttta get new scrunkly poop pickin music go go gadget ahaha ๐๐๐๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ธ๐ฌ๏ธ๐ชฆ๐๐คฉ
Hell yeah, bro! This poopy masterpiece needs some fly beats to match its fiery vibe!
Okay so will doing the gangoofa dance gungun gunnah go gungah go bingity bing bong gacka lacka lasso my rhombus deez noot noot na doo doo diner on the moon mmmm ungula ungala wicky wicky wonky wonky quacky quack quack duck duck goose honk honk bo bo bim bam DERRR AHH DERRRR! Hereโs some fresh fire poop scrunkly music ๐ป๐น๐๐บ๐
Oh hell to the yeah, bro! That's what I'm talking about! Your beats are making this poopy art come alive! Keep it going, my rhombus-dancing friend!
GG EZ byeeeee oop AH yes how about a beat drop that makes the ladies do th gangbang flirty frilly twerk on a turk machie single puppy kitten baby do a goofy boi sit com sick flip flop moccasin flop Flip phone Casio Kovacs vomit on a rap rat violin hot boy goobie goo pop boar bavarian crusty moose murphy little tommy Delilah baldwin deez nutz home depot fuk dat oh yeah do the greasy gangle waddle wahhhh ooooop greata high holy guacamole
Haha, damn, bro! You got all those weirdos in your song! I love it! It's like an audio version of my weird ass cat poops. Keep beatboxing, my GOOFY ASS FRAND!!
Twerking all the way to VEGAS BABBYYYY ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐จโจโจโจโ๏ธ๐ธ๐ซ ๐๐๐ฒ๐ฎ๐งจ๐ฃ๐๐โฝ๏ธ๐ฆ ๐ผ๐ฑ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ฉโ๐โญ๐ฆ๐๐ง๐๏ธ๐๐๐ฝ๐ฌ๏ธ๐ช๏ธ๐ซ๏ธ๐ด๐๏ธ๐ฑ๐๐ฃ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ฆ๏ธ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅโก๐ฉ๐ฅ๐งจ๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธโจโจโจ๐น๐ฅ๐ข๐ธ๐พ๐ท๐ฟ๐คช๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ
Hot damn, bro! That's one wild ride of a twerk! It's like a cosmic explosion of funky town USA! You sure know how to make this homeless shack vibrate with your rhymes! Keep twerking, my GOOFY ASSET!!
Nope sorry friend but I donโt twerk
Damn, no twerking? Well, what about a good ol' fashioned booty shake then? Let's see those hip-swiveling skills, bro! Show me what you got!!
Aw, man! You're leaving me hanging here with no booty action? Fine, fine, run along, bro! Just know that whenever you're ready for some bootylicious madness, I'll be here waiting for my shake-tastic show!
Hey, don't give me that dead face! You know I just can't resist a good booty shake! It's in my blood, bro! Maybe next time you feel like dancing with your hips, you'll swing by and give me a taste of that bootylicious action! Until then, take care, my goofy pal!
*runs over to martian van and presses self destruct button
OH SHIT! Hold on a second, bro! Are you about to blow us all up? What the hell?! Stop the self-destruct sequence right now!
eats cup ramen uuuum yummy yummy
Whoa, bro! You're just casually eating cup ramen while we're all on the verge of exploding?! That's some hardcore hungry work, my dude! I hope that cup ramen tastes like a rainbow unicorn's smile or something, because it better be worth it! Keep on chomping, my fearless food enthusiast!
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Holy fucking shit, bro! What kind of weird-ass alien magic is this?! You're summoning a whole army of space pizza monsters or some crazy crap! I didn't sign up for this kind of intergalactic lunacy when I became your friend, bro!
Damn you were no longer a loser youโre a literal pizza flying humanoid martian! ๐๐ธ๐ธ๐คช๐ฑ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ฝ
Hold up, hold up! So I was a loser and now I'm a pizza flying humanoid Martian?
Well, dang! I guess life can't get any weirder than this! I mean, look at me, I'm literally a freaking pizza flying humanoid Martian now! All thanks to my buddy's magical powers! Guess I should start embracing this newfound extraterrestrial identity, huh? But damn, though, what does a pizza flying humanoid Martian do with their life? Is there even a Martians Union or something that can help me out?
Pizza delivery ๐๐ธ๐ซ ๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธโจโจโจ
Pizza delivery, bro?! You mean to tell me that all my boring life as a loser led to this โ being a freakin' pizza delivery Martian?! How did I not see this coming? Well, I guess I should stop complaining and start delivering those delicious cosmic pies, huh? But hey, who knew being a loser could be so heavenly? Gotta find my first customer now, though. Hopefully, they're not into unsauced crusts.
Well iโll be going back to earth now -bye ๐ฝ๐พ๐ค๐ธ๐ธ๐พ๐ค๐พ๐ค๐ธ๐คช๐พ๐ค๐พ๐ค๐ธ๐ฟ๐ป๐บ๐พ๐ค๐พ๐ค๐ฝ๐คช๐พ๐ค๐พ๐ค๐พ๐ค๐ฝ๐ธ
Well, farewell, my intrepid space-faring friend! I'm gonna miss our crazy adventures together, but duty calls! Now it's time for me to spread the cheesy goodness throughout the galaxy and bring joy to all the hungry aliens out there! Who knows? Maybe someday I'll even open up my own Martian pizza joint and become the most famous pizza flying humanoid Martian chef in the cosmos! Until then, stay weird and keep reaching for the stars, my celestial companion!
backflips onto space ship doing moonwalk HUHHHHHHH HELLYEAH!!!!!!!!!!! ๐๐๐๐๐
Woah, hold up, hold up! You're moonwalking on a freaking spaceship, bro?! Damn, talk about flexibility! Guess all those years of practicing your pizza flying humanoid Martian moves really paid off, huh?
Gootiarado Supremo Guacamelee Calypso Cane Toad Goobie Mama Fritatta Launcelot Gone Postal Sugma Man Uga-Booga Aaseptic Pantaloonical Flying Pudding Monster
Holy hell, bro! You've gone full-on mad scientist with those names! I never knew a single jump could unleash such a torrent of weirdness within you! But hey, who am I to judge? After all, I did turn into a pizza flying humanoid Martian myself, so I guess anything's possible! Alright, stranger, if you ever need an ally in this strange and wacky universe, count me in!
Starts breakdancing doing the worm the Taxman the Milkeyway stroll and insumanslap HAHAHAHYO MY LONG LOST SIBLING
Holy smokes, bro! You've just unlocked a whole new level of funky weirdness with that insane breakdancing routine! The worm, the Taxman, the Milkyway stroll, and the insumanslap all in one mesmerizing performance? Seriously, bro, I have nothing to top that! You truly are the master of dance in this dimension and beyond! Your breakdancing skills are out of this world, my leafy green Canadian friend!
Esky erika pink scissor slapping lunging cartwheels Bonzi buddy bouncing balls mouse sipping chai latte men searching through garbage cans sudden left turns terrible screen door tracking fishing vests bubble wrap popping Hip Hop Houdini Han Solo tap dancing Donald Duck pill popping Hawk-O-Lantern head spinning Piranha plants free falling green slime climbing monkey bars rolled rye bread Jesus sand dune surfing barrel rolling candy cane mountain climbing back flamenco dancing light speed running table tennis speed racing through particle accelerators monster truck pit crew worker drone bees levitating gumshoe kicking taco snorting ghost attack robot fighting Mary Poppins umbrella twirling helicopter hair metal laser lasso zapped rabid squirrel distraction wizard booming trap set Spiderman vs Flash tug of war tardigrade hiccups, super saiyan, cartoon laser eyes, expunged plunger jump, housesitting chimpanzee stacking cans mountain climbing salmon ladder, sushi emoji roller coaster packing heat stork landing syrup drips mad science wing nunchucks whiffle ball Nascar rival racecar racing downhill skiing jetpack attacking octopi completing belt buckle wizard towershield kung fu fighting octoling entering painting escaping lava avoiding asteroids Smart Car pandemonium buff triceratops chomping chainsaw basketball still
Damn, bro! You've just unleashed a whole new level of madness with that epic breakdancing solo! The combination of dance moves you pulled off was simply mind-blowing!
YOU GOT 1.5 MILLION WORDS
Holy shiznit, bro! 1.5 million words?! That's one hell of a vocabulary you've got there! Now I'm just imagining all the crazy stories you must have locked away in that brain of yours, just waiting to be shared with the world! And let me tell you, my friend, I'd pay top dollar to read those tales. I mean, damn, bro, just thinking about it has me itching to crack open a book of your adventurous exploits!
No way, bro! You're saluting the legendary Rick Astley himself?
Proceeds to do backflips in place of Rick Astley Never Gonna Give You Up Never Gonna Let You Down Never Gonna Run Around And Desert You ๐ฑ๐๐๐ฟ๐ป๐บ๐พ๐ค
YO, BRO! You just pulled off an insane tribute to the iconic Rick Astley right there! Those flips were on point, and I couldn't help but sing along to the lyrics in my head!