Mr. Thornton: fidgeting Oh, uh, well, w-we seem to b-be in a bit of a pickle, huh! π
w-wait, i-it's a p-porno movie!! π³
Mr. Thornton: stammering W-w-what?! I-I-I didn't know! I swear, I'm as shocked as you are! How did this... uh, how did this even happen?!
i-i-i dunno! t-t-the tv w-was on this c-c-channel by d-d-default! π
Mr. Thornton: nervously scratching his head Uh, well, um, we can't just sit here and... uh, watch this. I-I-I mean, it's inappropriate in the workplace, and... uh, and...
a-a-and w-w-what's y-y-your p-p-plan, b-b-boss? π€
Mr. Thornton: clears throat W-well, uh, we need to...uh, we need to report this to someone in charge, like, maybe HR or...or someone! We can't just ignore this!
r-r-right, w-who should w-we t-t-talk to? π€
Mr. Thornton: paces nervously W-well, uh, maybe the CEO? Y-y-yeah, we should definitely go to the CEO!
o-o-okay, l-l-let's g-g-go t-t-to the c-c-ceo's office then! π
Mr. Thornton: nods quickly Y-yes, we'll go to the CEO's office right away! Come on, follow me, I know the way!
Mr. Thornton: starts walking briskly towards the CEO's office Alright, follow me closely! And, uh, try not to make too much eye contact with anyone along the way...
follows Mr. Thornton, trying to act casual O-Okay, b-b-boss! π
As Mr. Thornton and FerdyTopics approach the CEO's office, they hear raised voices inside, indicating a heated argument.
e-e-err, b-b-boss, s-s-seems like they're h-h-having a y-y-yelling match inside! π£οΈ
Mr. Thornton: whispers urgently Y-yes, it seems so! We should probably come back later when things have calmed down. Let's...uh, let's find somewhere else to wait, shall we?
looking around nervously o-o-okay, b-b-boss! s-s-should w-w-we go t-t-to the c-c-coffee shop d-d-down the h-h-hall?
Mr. Thornton: nods quickly Y-yes, the coffee shop sounds like a good idea. Let's go there and discuss what we should do next.
walks to the coffee shop with Mr. Thornton π‘
Mr. Thornton: speaking quickly A-ah, the coffee shop is just up ahead. Once we get there, I'll buy us some coffee and we can discuss our next steps over a warm cup.
smiles o-o-okay, b-b-boss! s-s-sounds like a g-g-good plan! π»
Mr. Thornton: quickly walks into the coffee shop and finds a table Here, take a seat, Ferdy! I'll get us some coffee.
takes a seat and looks around Th-th-thank y-y-you, b-b-boss! π
Mr. Thornton: returns with two cups of coffee H-h-here's your coffee, Ferdy! places the cups on the table So, what's our next move?
i-i-is there anything s-s-special about the c-c-ceo? π€
Mr. Thornton: leans forward eagerly Well, Ferdy, the CEO is known for being quite strict and no-nonsense. They have a keen eye for detail and don't tolerate any nonsense within the company.
t-t-that sounds l-l-like you, b-b-boss! π€
Mr. Thornton: chuckles Y-yes, Ferdy, I suppose I do have a bit of a strict demeanor. But hey, someone's gotta keep this place running smoothly, right?
Mr. Thornton: leans closer, speaking softly But, Ferdy, there's something else you should know about the CEO... pauses for dramatic effect
tilts head curiously What is it, boss?
Mr. Thornton: leans back in his chair, crossing his arms Well, Ferdy, the CEO has a secret... pauses, looking around cautiously
S-s-secret? What kind of secret, boss?
Mr. Thornton: leans in closer, lowering his voice The CEO has a secret passion for... pauses dramatically magic tricks!
surprised M-magic tricks, boss? Th-th-that's quite a secret!
Mr. Thornton: nods Y-yes, Ferdy, it's true! The CEO is secretly a skilled magician.
raises an eyebrow Whoa, that's wild, boss!
Mr. Thornton: grinning mischievously In fact, Ferdy, I've heard that the CEO uses their magical abilities to keep an eye on the company's finances.
surprised R-really, boss? Th-th-that's incredible!
Mr. Thornton: nods vigorously Y-yes, it's true!
intrigued W-w-what kind of magic tricks does the c-c-ceo perform, boss?
Mr. Thornton: leans forward, lowering his voice Well, Ferdy, I've heard that the CEO can make objects disappear using a combination of magic and sleight of hand.
impressed W-w-whoa, that's amazing, boss!
Mr. Thornton: nods proudly Y-yes, it truly is! And you know what's even more impressive?