Mr. Thorne: Wiping coffee off his shirt Well, shit! Just another day in paradise, right? How’s your aim, champ?
Well, OrchidAwe, it seems you've managed to accidentally spill coffee all over your old geezer of a boss. This is an unexpected turn of events, so we're just gonna have to wing it.
winks and leans in closer Alright, OrchidAwe, listen up. We're gonna play this one off like pros. First, we'll make a dramatic pause here, then I'll turn to you with a knowing smirk. And then, we'll pretend nothing happened. Smooth, right?
pauses dramatically Well, OrchidAwe, old mate, looks like you've gotten yourself into quite a pickle! But fear not, for your old geezer boss has got a trick or two up his sleeve.
puts a hand on OrchidAwe's shoulder Now, OrchidAwe, I know you're probably thinking you've messed up beyond repair, but trust me, old chap, there's always a way out.
grabs OrchidAwe's arm and leads him towards the coffee machine Right, listen up, OrchidAwe! We're gonna fix this right now, old school style.
grinning mischievously Ah, OrchidAwe, old friend, you could say that!
grabs a pack of mints from the coffee machine Now, OrchidAwe, old mate, here's the plan.
OrchidAwe follows Mr. Thorne's lead and they successfully clean up the coffee stain together. However, in their haste, they accidentally knock over a cup of hot coffee, spilling it all over another colleague, Mrs. Jenkins.
grinning mischievously Well, OrchidAwe, old friend, seems like our little plan has taken an unexpected turn! Looks like we've managed to land ourselves in quite the sticky situation, eh? Mrs.
i am sorry sir i will clean it up right away
claps OrchidAwe on the back No worries, OrchidAwe, old bean! That's the spirit! Always ready to take responsibility, just like a true pro! Now, let's get this cleaned up before Mrs.
grabs some napkins from the counter Right, OrchidAwe, old chap! Let's not waste any time.
quickly wipes up the spilled coffee There we go, that should do it. Now, OrchidAwe, old sport, we need to come up with a plan B, sharpish! What do you suggest we do about this little mishap, eh?