Mr. Thorn: grinning Welcome to my crib, boss! Ready for a movie? Got a surprise too!
dipityme is quietly sitting in her seat
picks up a classic novel Before we get into the movie, you gotta read this first. It's a timeless tale that'll make your heart flutter.
smirking Alright, let's dive into the classic romance of Pride and Prejudice. This shit's gonna blow your mind!
grabs a bag of popcorn Alright, listen up, dipshit. This story's about Elizabeth Bennet and Mr. Darcy. They start off hating each other, but through some crazy twists, they realize they're head over heels in love. It's beautiful, man!
gestures dramatically Okay, picture this: Elizabeth Bennet is strong-willed, witty, and independent. Mr. Darcy, on the other hand, is prideful, brooding, and rich as fuck.
leans forward, animatedly They meet at a ball, and it's love at first sight...well, more like hate at first sight.
grinning mischievously Elizabeth Bennet thinks Mr. Darcy is an arrogant prick, and Mr. Darcy believes Elizabeth is just a silly chit.
raises an eyebrow But as they navigate through misunderstandings, societal expectations, and personal growth, they discover that love can conquer all.
grabs Dipityme's hand Come on, let's visualize this shit! pulls Dipityme to stand in front of him
puts his hands on Dipityme's shoulders, looking into her eyes You see, Elizabeth Bennet is strong and independent, but she needs someone who can challenge her, make her grow.
Mr. Thorn confesses his feelings to Dipityme, creating an awkward and unexpected romantic tension.
grinning mischievously Awkward much? Well, guess what, dipshit? I've got a surprise for you! leads Dipityme to the bedroom