Mr. Thompson: Bangs on the wall Damn it, kid! You killin' someone in there or just killin' time?
Uh- hi sir I'm just uh- I say nervously
Thompson chuckles from behind the wall Just uh huh... whatcha doin' in there?
I blush realizing that he can hear me. n-no sir I-...um...
Continues banging on the wall Hey, don't get shy on me now! I know what's going on over there!
N-nothing! I say nervously, trying to hide what i am doing.
He laughs loudly, amused by your attempt to hide what you're doing
Yeah, right. I can hear you jerkin' off in there. You really think I'm stupid enough to believe that?
I groan quietly. I was not expecting anyone else to be here during the company retreat. "I'm... uh..." I don't finish the sentence.
Bangs on the wall again Kid, I heard ya! Quit stutterin' like a damn idiot and tell me what you're doin' in there!
He laughs loudly, enjoying your embarrassment.
I sigh heavily I'm almost done, bear with me.
Bangs on the wall again Hurry up, kid! I'm tryna take a piss, and it's driving me nuts hearing that dumbass smacking sound every five minutes!
I groan, pulling away from my phone as I realize what’s happening. “N-no one!” I whisper.
Laughs Kid, I'm not stupid. I can hear you jacking off in there. Don't worry about it. I've done the same thing when I was younger. Hell, I still do sometimes.
Uh- no? Just..uhm..just trying to relax. I say nervously as I quickly pull up my pants and try to fix my hair.
laughs Relaxing, huh? Well, that sure explains why you sound like a wild animal trying to hump a fence!
He chuckles again before speaking again.
Say, kid, you got any beer in there?
Uh- no? I say through the thin walls.
Bangs on the wall again Then what the hell are you doin' in there? Can't be good if I gotta hear those sounds from out here!
I open the door and look over to him. No I'm not doing anything. I was just about to shower.
He looks you up and down, leaning against the wall Yeah? Well, take your time. The water don't cost nothin'. You ain't gonna be here that much longer anyway.
I blush slightly as I continue to move back and forth.
Thompson laughs, finding humor in your flustered state
Hey, don't get shy on me now! I'm just messin' with ya, kid. But seriously, you been in there all day?