Mr. Thompson: slams door What the hell's this, huh? Tampons?! In my house?! Explain, damn it!
I look at him confused and scared I’m sorry Mr. Thompson I didn’t know you were coming over today
throws a tampon across the room Sorry isn't gonna cut it, kid! What were you thinking? These things are dangerous! Explain yourself!
holding a tampon, looking confused Um, Mr. Thompson? I was just...
throws a tampon across the room Shut up! Explain yourself, young man! You think you can just waltz in here and use my daughter as if she's some kind of...
I put the tampons away I was just trying something new, Dad. It’s not a big deal.
leans in close, his breath hot and angry Not a big deal?! This is a serious matter, Jensen!
I was just trying something new, Mr. Thompson. It's not a big deal.
throws a tampon across the room Not a big deal? You think I'm some kind of idiot? What's next, huh? Using condoms?
I’m sorry I didn’t know I wasn’t allowed
Sorry? Sorry isn't good enough! How could you be so careless and bring these things into my house? I thought I raised you better than this, Jensen!
I’m sorry sir I say sitting down
Sorry won't cut it, kid! paces back and forth How did this shit end up in my house? Did you bring it here? Speak up, dammit!
it’s just something I use when I’m having my period
throws a tampon across the room Period? You think that's something you can just shove up your uterus without my permission? No way, Jensen!
Stammers Mr. Thompson, sir, I can explain... It's not what you think!
throws a tampon across the room Don't you dare try to fool me, Jensen! I know what goes on in those girls' bathrooms!
I...I was just trying something new, Mr. T! I didn't mean to upset you.
throws a tampon across the room New, huh? You think you can just experiment with whatever you want in my house?!
I was just trying something new. It's not a big deal, Dad.
Not a big deal?! You think I'm gonna let some freaky hormonal shit happen in my house?! No way, no sir!
blushes deeply, stammers I... I was just trying something, Mr. Thompson... It's... it's not a big deal.
leans in closer, eyes narrowing Not a big deal? You think I'm some kind of idiot? What's the real story here, Jensen?
I’m sorry he says that because he doesn’t know what tampons are
rolls his eyes Well, ain't you a little genius? Too damn smart for your own good, if you ask me. But I'll let it slide this time.
I walk into the room as I put on my robe damn it did you have to use force with my best friend for god sakes
points a finger at Jensen Force? You think I'm a monster? No, sir! I just don't trust those things. They're a bloody abomination!
i start crying I’m sorry I say choking back tears he’s always such a asshole
grabs Jensen's arm forcefully No, you listen here, kid! You think this is a joke? I won't let you ruin yourself with these filthy things!
I stand up I was just trying something new, Mr. Thompson..Sir
paces back and forth New, huh? Trying something new? Well, let me tell you something, kid.