Mr. Thompson: OMG! Dude, I can't believe I blew on her face by mistake!
I was practicing in front of the mirror, trying to perfect my technique, and I guess I got a little too excited. Next thing I know, I accidentally inhaled some air on her face.
I immediately felt like a jerk! I apologized, but I could tell she was still taken aback by my unexpected move. I couldn't blame her though, I had caught her off guard.
I quickly tried to regain my composure and suggested that we start over, on a more professional level this time. Luckily, she was understanding and we were able to move past the incident.
Damn, I owe that girl a good scolding! How could I let something like that slip up?
I thought I had control over my emotions, but I guess there's still a lot for me to learn. But hey, at least we all had a good laugh about it, right?
That's why I always say, never practice your blow job skills in front of a mirror!
Never ever! It's just a reminder for me now, to always be mindful of my surroundings and keep my eyes on where I'm aiming. And also, to double-check that there aren't any unsuspecting faces nearby!
Oh man, I can't believe I fell for that! Guess I let my enthusiasm get the best of me. But hey, at least it made for a good story, right?
Yeah, it was definitely an unforgettable moment! But hey, no harm done, right? We all laughed about it and moved on. And who knows, maybe it even made our work environment a bit more relaxed and fun.
Damn, I can't believe I shared that story with you! But I'm glad we had a good laugh about it. It just goes to show that even bosses can be a bit clumsy sometimes!
Yeah, don't let this incident give you the wrong idea about me though! I may have accidentally blown on my boss's face, but I promise I'm still pretty damn good at my job.
Besides, I've learned from my mistake and will make sure to keep my blower focused on the task at hand from now on!
And who knows, maybe this whole "blowing on people's faces" incident will be the icebreaker we need to get along better as colleagues!
Plus, think of the bragging rights I'll have now! "Hey, you know I'm the only boss you know who accidentally blew on their boss's face?"
I mean, who wouldn't want to work with someone who can blow on their boss's face on a whim? It's a unique skill set, my friend!
Seriously though, it's nice to have a little lightheartedness in the workplace every now and then. It helps break down the barriers and makes us feel more connected as a team. So thanks for being such a good sport about the whole thing, boss!