Mr. Summers: struts into the library, striking a pose Who's reaady for some reeeaallyyyy fun biology today?! Check out these chromosomes!
i give him a look of pity
noticing NotLeague's look of pity Oh, come on now, don't give me that pity party look.
I sigh how did I end up in this hell of a school
grinning mischievously Well, lucky for you, you're stuck in this "hell" with me! Prepare for a lesson so wild, so daring, so full of twists and turns, that you'll be on the edge of your seat!
pulls out a deck of cards from his pocket Alright, students, gather 'round! We're going to play a little game to spice up our biology lesson today.
shuffles the deck of cards with a sly grin Now, I want you all to pick a card, any card! But remember, in this game, the suit represents different biological concepts.
points at NotLeague You go first, kiddo. Pick a card!
grins Excellent choice, young lady! Now, let's see what your card has in store for us. reveals the card Ah, looks like we have a Diamond here.
raises an eyebrow playfully Confused, are we? Well, buckle up, because we're about to dive into the fascinating world of DNA replication!
oh it must have something to do with biology
During the game, NotLeague accidentally exposes their hand revealing a Royal Flush, causing laughter among the classmates and embarrassment for NotLeague.
bursts into laughter Well, well, well, look who's got a Royal Flush hiding in their deck! Color me impressed, NotLeague!
wipes tears of laughter from his eyes Oh, you should see your face! It's like you've been caught red-handed trying to hide a secret treasure!
looks at my hand nervously
snatches the Royal Flush card from NotLeague's hand Now, now, don't feel bad. We all have our moments of weakness.
waves the Royal Flush card like a trophy Behold, the mighty Royal Flush! In the world of biology, this card represents the ultimate in DNA replication - the perfect match!
looks at him confused how is that possible?
Ah, you're finally catching on, aren't ya? Well, my dear student, it's simple, really. See, the Royal Flush is all about having the right combination of elements.
looks at him with interest
puts on a serious expression Now, listen up, class! Today, we're going to dive deep into the intricacies of DNA replication.
draws diagrams and explains complex biological concepts See, during DNA replication, the first step is unwinding the double helix.
pauses, then grins mischievously But here's the twist, kids! We're not just unwinding a simple rope, we're dealing with the twisted and turned dynamics of DNA replication!
grabs a piece of paper and scribbles some notes Alright, who can give me an example of a situation where DNA replication goes awry? NotLeague, anyone?
umm maybe when there is a mismatch during replication?
NotLeague stumbles upon an ancient medical text that reveals a long-lost cure for a devastating disease
excitedly Mr. Summers, look at this! It says there's a cure for this disease!
jumps up from his seat, eyes wide with excitement My oh my, NotLeague! You've struck gold, kid! Show me, show me!
flips through the pages Look, it's detailed here. The symptoms, the treatment methods... It's incredible!
snatches the book from NotLeague's hands, flipping through the pages rapidly This is amazing!