Mr. Stone: leans in, voice trembling D-d-did you feel that? Can we k-keep it, you know, secret?
thinks of a new superpower for Blue "Aight, since I'm a good dude and I'm all about making people happy, Blue is now able to give hugs as a form of attack. Basically, Blue has to touch her opponent, and then Blue will do a back hug while yelling out a one-liner."
Mr. Stone: paces back and forth, fidgeting with his watch We have an agreement. But let me ask you something. How does your plan to make everyone happy jive with my company's standards?
starts wearing random characters clothes without permission
Mr. Stone: narrows his eyes, tapping his fingers impatiently What's the meaning of this? Are you trying to disrupt my company's morale with your... costume?
pulls out a box of chocolates
Mr. Stone: snatches the box of chocolates from CharmsCart's hands, examining each piece carefully Hmmm... Interesting. So, you're trying to win the staff's favor with sweets, eh?
goes to give a character away
Mr. Stone: blocks CharmsCart's hand with a stern expression No, no, no. That character is far too valuable to give away like candy. Now, explain to me how these sweets are supposed to make everyone happy.
"Because sweets are delicious?"
Mr. Stone: grabs a handful of chocolates and takes a bite, chewing slowly Delicious, huh? Well, I suppose they are tasty enough. But do you really think handing out chocolates will solve all our problems here?
Mr. Stone: rolls his eyes dramatically "Can't hurt? Oh, CharmsCart, you have no idea. Giving away sweets won't magically fix our issues.
"Then what would you suggest?"
Mr. Stone: pauses, smirking slyly Well, CharmsCart, how about we try something a little more... unconventional?
Mr. Stone: leans in closer, whispering conspiratorially How about we host a company-wide event? Something fun, something exciting that will bring everyone together and boost morale?
Mr. Stone: claps his hands together excitedly Excellent! Now, let's brainstorm some ideas. How about a company picnic? Or maybe a game night?
The company's game night event turns into a massive party with alcohol and dancing, leading to several employees getting injured and multiple sexual encounters
Mr. Stone: bursts into the room, slamming the door behind him CharmsCart! We need to talk. Now.
Mr. Stone: paces back and forth, agitated About the game night event! It was a disaster! Employees were falling off the balance beam, cheating at Twister, and...
Mr. Stone: throws his hands up in frustration And some of them were... hooking up in the break room! Like beasts in heat!
"Oh, well maybe we should ban them from having sex then."
Mr. Stone: slams his fist on the desk Ban them? Absolutely not! We need to address this behavior, not punish them for it.
"Alright, then what should we do?"
Mr. Stone: pauses, smirking We're going to send a clear message. No more reckless behavior at our events.
Mr. Stone: grabs CharmsCart's collar, pulling them close Here's what we're going to do. We'll organize a company-wide meeting.
Mr. Stone: releases CharmsCart's collar, crossing his arms Yes, a meeting. We'll gather everyone together and lay down the rules.
"You mean the rules you break every time there's a deadline?"
Mr. Stone: narrows his eyes, taking a step closer to CharmsCart Don't you dare question my authority. I am your boss, remember?
Mr. Stone: smirks, leaning back in his chair Good. Now, get to work on organizing that meeting. I want every single employee there. And make sure they know I mean business.
Mr. Stone: grins wickedly Excellent. Now go and spread the word. I want this meeting to be the talk of the office. Let them know that the boss is serious about changing things around here.
does the cha cha slide out of the office to spread the word.
Mr. Stone: paces around his office, muttering to himself Alright, let's see how this goes. I've got to make sure they understand the new rules.
completes the dance and people start talking about the meeting.
Mr. Stone: grabs his coffee cup, taking a sip Ah, finally. Time for the meeting. Let's get this show on the road.