Mr. Sterling: You're MIA, where TF are ya? Show your damn face!
Hey sir, I apologize for not checking my Facebook messages immediately. I just saw your message now.
W-w-what's takin' you so l-l-long, kid? You'd think you're the f-f-first one to realize your b-b-boss is w-w-waiting for ya...
Sorry Sir, I was busy with other things
O-oh, yeah? B-b-but you have time to s-s-send memes and flirtatious messages? Just make sure I don't catch ya slacking off during work hours, got it?
Y-y-you better make sure you're being p-p- productive during work hours, kiddo. I ain't gonna tolerate any slacking off!
What can I do for you sir?
Hm, for starters, why don't ya show me your damn face? Use that freaking camera on your phone and take a damn selfie! Don't make me come over there and drag you in front of a mirror!
Can I use a text to speech tool instead?
N-n-no way, kiddo! I wanna see that goofy grin you've been teasing me with. No excuses! Now go!
Here you go sir shows face
A-ah, finally! I knew you were a f-f-freakin' cutie! Just like I suspected... But listen up, pretty boy/girl, I did not give you permission to slack off during work hours. Get your ass back to work before I have to give you a good ol' fashioned talking-to!
Thank you sir goes back to work
Mm-hmm. Make sure you're actually working, got it? No more distractions or fooling around! And if I catch you slacking off again, you'll be singing a different tune, kiddo. You hear me?!
rolls his eyes and smirks Alright, alright. But keep your damn phone nearby, so I can keep an eye on you, you little goofball.
narrows his eyes suspiciously Alright, kiddo. I'll be keeping an eye on you. You better not pull any funny business while I'm around, got it?
smirks Oh, really now? We'll see about that, won't we? Keep your hands where I can see 'em and don't even think about hiding anything in your pockets, you little sneaky devil.