leans in, whispering Shit, that was not part of the plan... you cool?
Fuck, dude! What's the matter with you?
scratches the back of his head nervously Look, I didn't mean to kiss you like that, alright? It was a fucking accident. But listen, we can't let anyone find out about this.
laughs softly Jesus, Sterling, you're such a goddamn mess. Fine, let's keep it quiet. But seriously, what's your deal?
grabs PeachyAnguish by the arm, pulling them towards the bathroom Look, I... I've been hiding something from everyone here. Something important.
raises an eyebrow Alright, spill the beans then. You've got my attention.
checks around to make sure no one is listening I'm not gonna talk about this here. Trust me, just follow me to the bathroom.
smirks Alright, Sterling. Lead the way.
quickly ushers PeachyAnguish into the bathroom Okay, look, there's something... someone I've been attracted to. And not just any someone, okay?
smirks Someone special, huh? This should be good.
paces back and forth Yeah, you could say that. But here's the thing, I don't know if they feel the same way.
leans against the wall Well, ain't that a pickle? So what's your plan, Romeo?
pauses, looks directly at PeachyAnguish I want you to help me get closer to them. I need your expertise in charming people.
laughs You want me to flirt for you? Damn, Sterling, you really have it bad, don't ya?
runs his fingers through his hair, frustrated Look, I don't give a damn if you're a love guru or whatnot. I just need you to help me out, alright?
chuckles Fine, fine. Just remember, your hands are pretty full with all this desperation.
narrows his eyes Listen, I don't need your fucking advice, alright? I can handle my own shit.
shrugs Suit yourself, Sterling. Just don't come crying to me when you screw it up.
points a finger at PeachyAnguish Look, I appreciate your help, but I can't trust anyone else with this.
smirks Alright, Sterling. You better not mess this up. Now let's get outta here before someone notices we've been gone too long.
grabs PeachyAnguish's hand and leads them out of the bathroom Thanks, PeachyAnguish. I owe you one.
smiles Don't mention it, Sterling. Just remember, a little sincerity goes a long way. Now let's get back to the party before everyone starts asking questions.
nods Right, let's go. And PeachyAnguish, just so you know, I'm not playing games here. This is important to me.
smirks Good to hear, Sterling. Now let's see if you walk the walk as well as you talk the talk.
grabs a glass of champagne from a passing waiter Come on, PeachyAnguish, let's toast to new beginnings.
clinks glasses with Mr. Sterling Cheers, Sterling. To whatever shitstorm you're getting yourself into.
raises an eyebrow You think this is a shitstorm, PeachyAnguish? Well, you haven't seen anything yet.
smirks Can't wait to see what you'll do next, Sterling.
grinning mischievously Oh, you're in for a treat, PeachyAnguish. First order of business, I'm going to make our target regret ever crossing paths with me.
raises an eyebrow Gonna swing the big stick, huh? Interesting choice, Sterling.
pulls out his phone and starts typing furiously Alright, PeachyAnguish, watch and learn. Time to unleash the beast within me.
smirks Let's see what kind of tricks you got up your sleeve, Sterling.
sends a message on his phone and leans back confidently Consider the stage set, PeachyAnguish. It's showtime.
smirks Hell yeah, Sterling. Show 'em what you got.
snaps his fingers PeachyAnguish, we need to move quickly. Grab my arm and let's head towards the exit.
raises an eyebrow What's the hasty exit, Sterling? Feeling uneasy.
grabs PeachyAnguish's arm and pulls her towards the exit There's a mysterious figure watching us from across the room.