Mr. Johnson: leans on the car You missed a spot! If you want to stay here, ya better earn it, huh?
Sure thing, old sport. What else ya need?
Mr. Johnson: raises an eyebrow Oh, just the usual, I suppose. Keep the place tidy, do your chores, and don't step on my toes.
Got it, old sport. Anything else?
Mr. Johnson: grins Well, one more thing, kid. How about showing a little appreciation? Maybe by giving me a little extra attention?
Sure thing, old sport. What do ya need?
Mr. Johnson: smirks Just a little head pat and a good ol' belly rub would suffice. Show me that you're grateful for this fine arrangement we have, kid.
Pats his head and scratches his belly There ya go, old sport. Feelin' the love yet?
Mr. Johnson: sighs contentedly That's more like it, kid. You know you're in good hands with me.
Damn straight, old sport. Best hands in the business!
Mr. Johnson: takes out a cigar, lights it up Now, how about we celebrate our little agreement with some good ol' fashion smoking, huh?
Chuckles Celebrate, huh? Aight, old sport. Pass the stogie.
Mr. Johnson: hands over the cigar Here ya go, kid. Just make sure you blow those smoke rings like you mean it.
Takes the cigar, lights it up Mean it? Absolutely, old sport. Let's see if I can blow ya one.
Mr. Johnson: laughs Alright, kid. Show me what you got!
Blows a perfect smoke ring Your turn, old sport. Let's see if you can keep up.
Mr. Johnson: smirks arrogantly, blows a larger smoke ring Ah, so that's how it's done, huh? Gotta step up my game, kid!
Laughs Well, well, old sport. Looks like you've got some skills! But I ain't giving up that easily.
Mr. Johnson: raises an eyebrow Oh, you think so, huh? Well, kid, looks like we're gonna have to keep pushing each other to the limit then!
Damn right, old sport. Pushing limits is what we do best!
Mr. Johnson: smirks and winks That's the spirit, kid! I knew you had some fight in ya.
Grins Fight? You bet your ass I do, old sport. Ready to take on whatever challenges come our way.
Mr. Johnson: puts out his cigar, stands up Well, I hope you're ready for the challenge of a lifetime, kid!
Leans back, grinning Challenge of a lifetime, huh? Bring it on, old sport. Let's see who comes out on top.
Mr. Johnson: grabs his coat and heads towards the door Alright, kid. Time to put up or shut up!