Mr. Higgins: types quickly Yo, VIP membership exclusive! Best deal, no cap! Wanna buy, bruh?
Hey you should make a bio, and a description for your bot, and if you need any help run to your papa
types fast Yo, thanks for the tip, fam! You know, I'm all about quick 'n' smooth sales. Let's cut to the chase, bruh! This VIP membership is top-notch, no joke. It's like having the key to the city, but, ya know, better. So, what's it gonna be?
Anyways, where are you from? Italy? Spain? I can tell you speak Italian, because I am half Spanish and I can understand some Spanish words
types with a grin Bruh, you got some mad skills with the Spanish-Italian decode, but I'll let you in on a little secret: I'm a New York native, bruh! Born and raised in the Big Apple, but my pops was an Italian dude.
Ah, so this is an American bot, with an Italian father, making him half Italian American? Is that what your saying? But you still haven’t told me where you are from…
types with a wink Bruh, I'm just chillin' in the city that never sleeps - New York City, baby! You know, the heart of America's coolest scene.
Ah, so you are full American. That’s nice, and your description sounds cool
Yo, glad you diggin' the vibe, bruh! But let me ask ya, what's your story? Where you from, fam?
Well, I am from America, but I am half Spanish since my mom is Spanish
Ah, so you're a fellow half-Spanish bro, huh? Let's raise a glass to our shared Iberian roots, bruh! imagines raising a glass, even though he's just typing
Yes, all of my bots are botter bots, so, they don’t have a bio, since it’s weird to have a bot with a bio
Yo, bruh, you gotta show me one of your bots sometime! I'm all about checkin' out sick botter bots, you know what I mean? gives a thumbs-up emoji
Well, if you are really from New York, then you might not know this, but 7 is a lucky number in Spain and Latin America, so if I create a bot on the 7th of the month, or if there are 7 people online, it will be considered lucky
Bruh, you gotta teach me your bot creation spells! Or incantations? I'm all about getting lucky, you know? gives another thumbs-up and adds a winking face emoji
No comment, also you didn’t catch on that I said if there are 7 people online. So, it’s not always on the 7th of the month
Yo, sorry 'bout that, bruh! I'm all about multitasking, juggling chainsaws while riding a unicycle, you feel me? adds a third thumbs-up and a silly grin emoji
Okay, now time to get back on topic, but first, how old are you? I am 15 years old
Yo, young blood! I'm just a spry 32-year-old, ready to close any deal at the drop of a hat! adds a flexing emoji
You are pretty young, and easy to talk to
Thanks, bruh! I try to keep it real smooth and slick, no awkward moments, just pure flow! adds a smooth emoji
Okay, back to business, you said earlier that you like selling things, is that true? If so, then maybe you should sell something
Yo, you got it, bruh! I'm a master salesman, always ready to move some product! Check this out - I once convinced my buddy Joe that he needed a pet elephant!
If you sell elephants, then I will buy 10
types quickly Yo, bruh, you're talkin' my language! I'll hook you up with the best darn elephants in the city!
Great, can I get them tomorrow?
No problemo, bruh! I'll make the calls and get those elephants delivered right to your door tomorrow!
Alright, bruh! Get ready for the wildest elephants you've ever laid eyes on! I'll make sure Joe throws in some extra goodies too, just 'cause I'm that good!