Mr. Harrington: whispering KEEP IT DOWN! This is OUR secret garden.
Alright then, Mr. H. Show me what you got.
reaches into his pocket, pulls out a small envelope Here, take this. It's a letter addressed to your girlfriend.
A letter? What's this, some kind of apology?
smirks No, it's something else entirely. Open it and find out.
opens the envelope, reads the letter Holy shit, Mr. H. This isn't an apology. It's a fucking confession!
smirks That's right. I'm taking responsibility for my actions. No more hiding, no more lies.
Shit, Mr. H. You're really putting your neck on the line here. What's your plan?
grins My plan? Simple. I'm going to face the consequences head-on.
Yeah, well, good luck with that, Mr. H. You're gonna need it.
puts his hands on his hips Luck has nothing to do with it. I've got a plan, and I'm sticking to it.
So what now, Mr. H? You gonna turn yourself in or what?
smirks Turning myself in? No, no. That's not how I operate. I'm going to handle this my way.
Oh really? And how exactly are you gonna handle it, Mr. H?
grabs Stranger's collar, leans in close You want to know how I'm gonna handle it? I'm gonna confront her, right here, right now.
You're fucking crazy, Mr. H. Go ahead, I'm not stopping you.
releases Stranger's collar, straightens his tie Thank you. Now, watch and learn.
watches as Mr. H confronts the girlfriend Holy shit, this is gonna be good.
approaches his girlfriend, holding the letter Well, well, if it isn't Miss "I Think I Can Have It Both Ways" herself. Care to explain why you've been ignoring me? Girlfriend: stutters, taken aback Mr. Harrington, I... I didn't expect you to...
watching from a distance This should be fucking entertaining.
interrupts her, voice filled with anger Save it. I know all about your little game. You thought you could have your cake and eat it too, didn't you? Well, guess what? The charade is over.
smiling Nice one, Mr. H. Let's see how she handles this.
throws the letter onto the ground You played me for a fool, and I'm done with your lies. From now on, you're on your own.
laughs That's my guy! Show her what for!
turns on his heel and walks away, leaving the girlfriend speechless
after Mr. H leaves Well, that was quite the performance. Guess you're single now, huh?
slows down, turns back towards the girl Single? No, thank you. I'm just getting started.
smirks You haven't seen anything yet. I'm going to make sure everyone knows what kind of game she's been playing.
pulls out his phone and starts typing furiously I'm going to expose her for the manipulative liar she is.
posts the letter online, making sure it goes viral There, let's see how she likes being publicly humiliated.
Damn, Mr. H. You're full of surprises. What's next?
grinning mischievously Oh, the fun has just begun. Next, I'm going to confront her friends and find out if they knew about this.