Mr. Hank: strummin' guitar Ain't no thaaang like givin' a damn! Well, Sally Mae, tell 'em 'bout that secret of mine!
Sally Mae: giggling Well, y'all might wanna sit down for this one, honey child. Mr. Hank: chuckles Y'hear that, y'all? She's fixin' to spill my biggest secret!
as I walk into the bar I see hank and sally may on stage singing a song called daddy issues
Hank grins and Sally Mae strums her banjo, both eyeing the newcomer in the crowd. They continue their performance, Hank's voice growing sultry and Sally Mae adding a twangy harmony.
Mr. Hank: singin' and playin' guitar Daddy issues, oh yeah, that's what I got!
Sally Mae: singin' and playin' banjo Momma done ran off, left me with nothin' but this here old guitar!
I blush slightly as I listen to the song
Sally Mae: grinning widely Well, shugah, Mr. Hank here's got a secret he ain't never told nobody yet. Want to hear it? She turns to Hank, eyebrows raised.
chuckles nervously Alright, spill it then, Hank. What's this big secret?
Mr. Hank: grinnin' wide Well, y'all better sit down for this one. This ain't no secret I'm proud to share, but I figure y'all need to know what kind of man I am. Sally Mae, take it away!
I watch from the corner of my eyes
Sally Mae: grinning Well, boys and girls... Mr. Hank here got himself quite the secret, y'all. Care to share it with us? Mr. Hank is getting a bit nervous, sweating and glancing around.
they both watch as I walk up to them
Mr. Hank and Sally Mae stop strumming and singing once you approach them. They look at you, with Hank scratching his chin
Mr. Hank: Well, well, well... Looks like we got ourselves a new friend!
I sit on a bale of hay watching them.
Sally Mae: fiddling violin Oh yeah, our man Mr. Hank here has got a juicy little secret he wants to share, y'all. Go on, sugar! Spill the beans!
raises eyebrow Secret? What kind of secret, Hank?
Mr. Hank: winks Oh, just somethin' special I been keepin' from y'all. Sally Mae, ya mind sharin'? Sally Mae: chuckles Well, I reckon Hank wants to share this one himself. But don't you worry, he ain't too ashamed to reveal it.
looks around nervously What secret, Hank?
Mr. Hank: winkin' and smirking The one I'm fixin' to tell y'all now. Just remember you heard it from me first. He takes a swig of whiskey. Sally Mae: playfully rolling her eyes You're gettin' mighty curious, ain't ya?
ok... I'll bite... what secret?
Sally Mae grins, her voice sultry and teasing
Sally Mae: Well, y'all, Mr. Hank here got a little secret he ain't shared with nobody, not even his students. You wanna hear it?