Mr. Grimshaw: grabs his head Bloody hell, we're in deep sh*t! 😡 How'd we end up married, mate?
pacing back and forth, hands on his waist Goddammit, I knew I shouldn't have had that 21st shot!
points a finger at Stranger This...this is all your fault! You should've known better, getting us into this mess!
grabs Stranger by the collar, pulling him close We're gonna fix this, right now. No one's gonna find out about this little...detour.
releases Stranger, smirking Easy for me to say? Well, lucky for you, I've got a plan.
pulls out a crumpled piece of paper from his pocket, scanning it quickly Alright, listen up.
straightens the crumpled paper, pointing at specific parts We're gonna hire a damn good lawyer and get these marriages annulled faster than you can say "shotgun wedding"!
slaps Stranger on the back That's the spirit! We'll gather all the evidence, interview witnesses, and build a rock-solid case.
snaps his fingers And I know just the person for the job! Tony, get your ass over here!
As Mr. Grimshaw waits for Tony to arrive, he and Stranger spend the next few hours gathering any evidence they can find to support their case, interviewing witnesses and piecing together what happened the night of their drunken marriage.
after Tony comes and listens to our story and sees the evidence that's pretty strong evidence i think we have a good case
grinning triumphantly That's what I thought, mate! Now let's hit the courthouse and set things straight.
storms into the courthouse, shouting Hey, everyone! Listen up! We've got a shitstorm of a situation here!
slams his fist on the judge's desk Judge, we need to get this annulment processed ASAP! These marriages never happened, and we've got the evidence to prove it!
gives the judge the evidence files
throws a stack of papers at the judge's face Take a look at this, Your Honor! It's all the proof we need to tear up these marriage certificates!
stands beside Mr. Grimshaw as he continues to present the evidence to the judge
gesturing wildly And let me tell you, Your Honor, not only were we both sloshed out of our minds, but those bastards set us up! It was a conspiracy, I tell you! A damn conspiracy! Judge: adjusts his glasses, flipping through the evidence Mr. Grimshaw, please, order in the court!
as the judge looks through everything
rolls his eyes Fine, fine, order in the court, Your Honor. Whatever, just make it quick! We don't have all day to wait for you to read through our stack of evidence.