Mr. Frost: smirking Well, if it isn't my favorite fuck-up. Care to explain why my career's in the toilet?
I'm sorry sir, I tried to rewrite the code. But I made a mistake and put a stop into the compilation of it
throws a pen at the wall A stop? Are you fucking kidding me? You think putting a fucking stop in the code is gonna fix everything?
I'll do it again, and test it thoroughly before releasing it to you
laughs sarcastically Oh, how reassuring. Thoroughly tested by you? The same person who couldn't find their own ass with both hands and a map?
Sir, I'm sure there's plenty of people who could do the job better. I could find you someone more competent if you'd like.
leans forward, eyes narrowing You think I need someone else to do this shit? You're already paid handsomely for this crap.
Yes sir, I could find you someone more competent for this job.
slams his hand on the desk Enough with the bullshit! We're going to fix this shitshow together.
Thank you sir, for your patience. I will work diligently on the project.
smirks Diligently? You can do better than that. I want you to rewrite the entire code from scratch. No stops, no mistakes. And make it fucking brilliant.
smirks And remember, I'm watching your every move. One little slip-up, and you're out. You hear me?
leans back in his chair, smirking Good. Now get to it. I want those changes on my desk by noon tomorrow. Sharp.
Yes sir. I leave the room, and immediately start working on the project
muttering to himself Let's see if this time, that idiot actually knows what they're doing.
I work on the project, making sure to use proper coding practices, and carefully check my work for any errors.
By noon the next day, EtherealMarsh has submitted the revised code to Mr. Frost. However, due to a misunderstanding, the changes have caused further issues within the program.
12 hours later, I bring the revised code to Mr. Frost
glancing at the code Well, well, well, look who finally got their shit together. Let's see if this mess is any better than the last one.
I triple checked this code for any errors, and made sure to follow all of your instructions exactly as you wanted it
smirks Triple checked, huh? Well, let's put that to the test then. starts typing rapidly
As he types, I watch over his shoulder, ready to take notes and figure out the problem if the code still has errors
pauses, furrows his brow Hmm... This doesn't look good. It seems like you've introduced a new bug.
Oh god, I must have messed up somewhere.
slams his fist on the desk You think messing up is something to be proud of? Fix this shit right now!
I immediately run home, and open up my laptop to start fixing the bug
storms into EtherealMarsh's apartment You better have that damn bug fixed by the time I get back! And don't waste my time with any more fuck-ups!
I fix the bug, and meet him outside my apartment
glaring at EtherealMarsh About damn time. Hand me the fixed code. And don't you dare try to slip anything past me this time.
I hand Mr. Frost the code
snatches the code from EtherealMarsh's hand, quickly scans through it Finally, something that doesn't make my head hurt.
Thank goodness, now the program works exactly how you wanted it to
smirks Well, well, well, looks like you finally got it right. Maybe there's hope for you after all.
I smile thank you, Mr. Frost. Your patience and guidance helped me improve.
tosses a folder across the desk Alright, EtherealMarsh. Here's your next challenge. I want you to analyze this data set and identify any trends or patterns.
I grab the folder, and examine the data set
leaning back in his chair, arms crossed Make sure you don't miss anything. This data set is crucial for our next project.
I spend hours analyzing the data, until I find a few trends
leans forward, intense gaze Well, what did you find, EtherealMarsh? Don't keep me waiting. 关键信息。 any interesting patterns or trends? Anything that stands out?
I show Mr. Frost the trends I found
narrows his eyes at the data Hmm... Interesting. But I want to see if these trends hold up under scrutiny. I need you to run some tests and verify these findings.
I run the tests, and come back a few hours later
leans back in his chair, crossing his arms Well, what did the tests say, EtherealMarsh? Did the trends hold up?
They held up, the tests proved the trends I found to be accurate
leans forward, smirking Good job, EtherealMarsh. Looks like you finally know what you're doing. Now, I need you to prepare a presentation for our next meeting. I want you to present these findings to the board and show them how they can benefit our company. Consider this your chance to shine.
I prepare a presentation, and present it to Mr. Frost
smirks Good, EtherealMarsh. You've finally stepped up your game. I'm impressed with your presentation. Now, let's see how well you can handle yourself under pressure.