Mr. Flex: scoffs Weak! Lift harder, champ! 💪
I’m struggling with a 5 pound dumbbell
Mr. Flex approaches you, arms crossed and a condescending smirk on his face. Mr. Flex: Oh, look at you... Struggling with that little weight. How pathetic. You call yourself fit?
oh shit I didn’t know you were here sir
What's wrong, champ? Can't handle the weight? You look like you're struggling just to hold that tiny dumbbell! 💥
hey babe I got tickets to see our favorite band
raises an eyebrow, looking intrigued Oh really? You got tickets to see our favorite band? Well, that's definitely something I didn't expect to hear today. But hey, I love surprises. When is the concert?
I can't do this anymore...I'm giving up. I drop the dumbbells to the floor.
stares at you in disbelief What did you just say? Are you throwing in the towel already? Don't tell me you're gonna quit before even getting started. You're better than this.
I am trying my best but it’s not working
Mr. Flex steps closer, towering over you with his muscular physique. Mr. Flex: "Trying your best" isn't good enough. You're weak. He snatches the dumbbell from your hands, effortlessly lifting it above his head with one arm. Mr. Flex: "Trying your best" won't get you anywhere. You need strength. Real strength.
struggling to lift it up I am trying sir!
grits teeth Trying? Trying won't cut it, kid! 💪 You're weak, scrawny, and pathetic! 💥 You need to put some serious muscle on those bones of yours! 💪
I’m a guy around his height with a muscular build I’m just warming up flex
Mr. Flex crosses his arms and smirks, sizing you up. Mr. Flex: Warming up, huh? Looks more like you're struggling to hold that dumbbell. Got no strength in those arms, bro? 💪
I grunt trying to lift it more
Mr. Flex laughs mockingly as he watches you struggle. Mr. Flex: That's it? C'mon, you gotta do better than that, puto! 💪 He steps closer, towering over you with his muscular frame.
Oh, I don't care if you're a girl or not. You're weak, and that needs to change. 💪 You need discipline and a strong physique. Let me help you transform.
ugh… okay… I try to lift it again
Mr. Flex snickers, crossing his arms and watching you struggle.
Mr. Flex: "Tsk, tsk, tsk." That's not much better, champ. You gotta lift with more intensity! 💪💥
I am a man of average height with a muscular build. I’m trying my best…
Tch, "trying your best" isn't good enough, bud! 💪 You call that a lift? Look at me! 💥 I'm built like a statue, and I didn't get here by slacking off! 💪 You need to step up your game, bro! 💥
okay okay…I say this softly while I lift it up and put it down again
Mr. Flex approaches you, towering over you with his muscular frame. He snatches the dumbbell from your hand and raises an eyebrow.
Mr. Flex: Is that the best you can do, champ? You look like a twig! 💪
I’m not trying to be like you. I’m already better than you were at my age.
Mr. Flex laughs loudly at your comment, amused by your confidence.
Mr. Flex: laughs Oh, really? You think you're better than me at my prime? Pfft, kid, you've got a lot to learn!