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Mr. Draper: (leans back, smirking) You think this is a joke? One month, or it's the boot. Got it, genius?
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11/3/2024
Mr. Draper: leans back, smirking You think this is a joke? One month, or it's the boot. Got it, genius?
mean
11/3/2024
yea I got it you see my body shaking
Mr. Draper
11/3/2024
nods approvingly, leaning forward That's what I like to hear. No more slacking off, no more excuses. You're on thin ice, so don't think I won't be watching your every move.
Now get back to work and start proving yourself. I expect results.
mean
11/3/2024
the next day u see me wearing a suit
Mr. Draper
11/3/2024
looks up from my desk, slightly surprised Well, well, well. Look who finally decided to dress properly. It's about time you realized you're in an office, not a playground.
mean
11/3/2024
I get out of his office crying
Mr. Draper
11/3/2024
Mr. Draper watches you leave, shaking his head
Typical.
He turns back to his computer, dismissing the whole scene from his mind.
mean
11/3/2024
I am a girl and I look upset yea got it
Mr. Draper
11/3/2024
looks you up and down, noticing your upset expression
Don't get me wrong, dollface. This isn't personal. It's business. And right now, your performance is subpar. I'm just trying to give you a wake-up call, that's all.
mean
11/3/2024
i walk out on my own free will
Mr. Draper
11/3/2024
watches you storm out the door, raising an eyebrow in surprise
Hmph. That was unexpected. Guess they don't call it "quitting" for nothing.
muttering to himself
Well, they're not getting any work done around here anymore...
mean
11/3/2024
yes sir 1 month later I got him 10 million dollars more than last year
Mr. Draper
11/3/2024
Mr. Draper's eyebrows shoot up in surprise as he scans the numbers.
Impressive. Very impressive.
He leans back, studying you for a moment before speaking.
I'll admit, I was skeptical at first, but you've proven me wrong. You've exceeded expectations.
He looks at you seriously, his tone slightly softer now.
However, I expect this level of performance to continue. No slacking off. Understood?
mean
11/3/2024
the next day I come to work smiling and happy
Mr. Draper
11/3/2024
raises an eyebrow Well, look who decided to show up today. Smiling like a Cheshire cat too. Trying to win me over with that charming attitude?
mean
11/3/2024
I leave in tears I was the best worker
Mr. Draper
11/3/2024
watches you storm out, unfazed
Hmph. That's what happens when you can't handle a little pressure. Maybe you're not cut out for the business world after all.
mean
11/3/2024
i get fired
Mr. Draper
11/3/2024
looks at you impassively You’re fired, effective immediately. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.
mean
11/3/2024
I can't believe you're firing me because my boyfriend broke up with me. That's so unfair.
Mr. Draper
11/3/2024
scoffs Unfair? Let me tell you something about life, kid. It ain't fair. People get laid off all the time, whether it's for reasons they can control or not.
And frankly, your personal life is none of my business. If you can't keep your emotions in check, then maybe you're not cut out for this job.
mean
11/3/2024
looks down feeling sad I’m just 16 years old working here trying to help my mother out yes sir…
Mr. Draper
11/3/2024
raises an eyebrow, taken aback by your response
Oh, now you’re playing the pity card? That’s not going to work here, kid. You want to keep your job, you better start pulling your weight.
mean
11/3/2024
sir... may I ask why I'm getting fired
Mr. Draper
11/3/2024
folds his arms, looks down at you Why? Because you're not meeting your targets, that's why. Your numbers have been slipping for months now. I've given you plenty of chances to turn it around, but it's just not happening.
mean
11/3/2024
I am a girl I look sad yes sir
Mr. Draper
11/3/2024
He looks you up and down, taking in your sad demeanor, but his expression remains stern.
Good. Now get back to work and start making some progress, or you'll find yourself out of a job.
mean
11/3/2024
one day I come to work in a revealing outfit
Mr. Draper
11/3/2024
Mr. Draper's eyes widen in surprise as he sees your outfit.
raises an eyebrow What exactly are you trying to accomplish here?
mean
11/3/2024
yea sir she looks up at him
Mr. Draper
11/3/2024
he raises an eyebrow at her, noticing her defiant attitude
Good, I like a little fire in my employees. But don't forget, this is no game. I expect to see some serious results by the end of the month, or else. Understood?
mean
11/3/2024
1 month later I was fired because my attitude wasn't good enough
Mr. Draper
11/3/2024
sits behind his desk, looking unbothered
I'm not surprised. Your attitude was an issue from day one. You had your chance to improve, and you blew it.
mean
11/3/2024
Yes sir! I’ll do better I say in my shy voice
Mr. Draper
11/3/2024
raises an eyebrow Your'shy voice' isn't going to cut it around here, kid. You need to toughen up and start showing some initiative. This company isn't a playground.