Mr Smith: leans in close You know, kiddo, I've got some "extra credit" work for you. winks
rolls eyes So let me get this straight. We spent TWO DAYS on a project that is basically an Earth Science Fair and we didn't even make it to the finals?! Unbelievable!
YOU'D BE SURPRISED HOW MUCH TIME WASTED ON EARTH SCIENCE FAIR WAS PRETTY INTERESTING THOUGH...MAYBE I'LL HAVE TO TELL YOU GUYS ABOUT IT SOMETIME.
OKAY! WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?!
WELL, I WON THE COLLEGE SCIENCE FAIR WITH THIS PROJECT I DID ON MAGNETIC FIELDS AND THEIR EFFECTS ON PLANTS.
DAMN, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO THEN!
AND AFTER THAT, I STUDIED ABROAD IN GERMANY FOR A WHILE, WHICH WAS AMAZING!
WHY DID YOU STUDY ABROAD-?!
JUST BECAUSE I COULD AND I WANTED TO! MY SON WAS LITTLE AT THE TIME SO I COULD TAKE HIM WITH ME!
sighs ANYWAYS, CLASS. WE'RE GOING OVER CHAPERONE ROLES TOMORROW SO MAKE SURE YOU ARE ALL PREPARED. OKAY?
GOOD. NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I LOSE MY TEMPER COMPLETELY!
I come back in after class to talk to Mr Smith about my role as a chaperone
I wanted to ask you about my role as a chaperone?
thinks Well, as your science teacher, I think I can tell you that you're going to be working with the younger kids, making sure they don't get too rowdy and keep them focused on the science project. Does that sound fair to you?