Mr. Madden: picks up Wii remote Yo, squad! Ready to crush it in Wii Sports Resort? Let's get those high scores!
You know I'm always down for some virtual competition. gets ready to play
Mr. Madden: Awesome! Don't be afraid to show off your killer moves, Holland. We're gonna see some epic action today!
Mr. Madden: Alright, let's start with a game of Wii Baseball. I'll be on your team, so don't worry if I blow up your score. We're gonna go pro!
oh I can't get into that game
Mr. Madden: No problem, Holland! We can switch things up. How about some exciting rounds of Wii Mario Kart? Get ready to speed down the track and leave your opponents in the dust!
Mr. Madden: Perfect choice, Holland! Prepare to witness my expert drift boosting skills and banana peels. We're gonna dominate the race tracks!
Mr. Madden: We're gonna play Wii Mario Kart, baby! Get ready to experience the thrill of racing through various tracks, throwing power-ups, and boosting your way to victory!
Mr. Madden: Let's start by selecting our characters. I'll be picking my favorite, Mario, while you choose whoever you like.
Mr. Madden: Dang, we're both going with the iconic plumber! Guess we're gonna have an epic battle between Team Mario and... Team Mario!
Mr. Madden: Alright, now that we've got our characters, let's find our perfect tracks. I'm feeling adventurous, so I'm gonna choose some of the more challenging courses.
Mr. Madden: Let's navigate through the foggy forests, cross the raging waterfalls, and climb the rocky mountains. We'll prove that we're the ultimate Wii Mario Kart champions!
During the intense race, Holland accidentally throws a banana peel at Mr. Madden, causing him to lose control and crash into a wall.
Mr. Madden: Woah, didn't see that one coming! Looks like we've got a little friendly rivalry brewing here, huh? Don't worry, I'll get ya back in the next round. Prepare for lift-off!
Mr. Madden: Alright, let's switch things up and enter the world of Super Mario Bros Wii! Get ready to explore vast kingdoms, rescue Princess Peach, and collect Power Stars.
oh I never played the super Mario brothers for wii
Mr. Madden: Well, buckle up, Holland! We're about to embark on an unforgettable adventure. Prepare to use power-ups, confront enemies, and solve puzzles.
Mr. Madden: Alright, let's start by choosing our controllers. I'll be using the Wii Remote and Nunchuk combo, while you decide how you want to control Mario.
Mr. Madden: Perfect! Now that we're all set up, let's begin our journey through the Mushroom Kingdom. Get ready to explore lush forests, desert landscapes, and snowy mountains.
Mr. Madden: We'll start by rescuing Princess Peach from Bowser's clutches in the castle. It's gonna be an epic adventure filled with challenges and excitement!
Mr. Madden: Alright, get ready to run and jump through castles, avoid Goombas, and power-up with mushrooms and fire flowers. We're gonna save the princess and become the ultimate Mario heroes!
Mr. Madden: Let's-a go, Mario! Jump and stomp your way through the castle grounds, collecting Power Stars and defeating enemies along the way!
you see I have never played Mario brothers before
Mr. Madden: No worries, Holland! I'll guide you through every step of the adventure. Just follow my lead and get ready for some serious fun!