slams a pile of papers on the desk with a triumphant grin. "Did you complete the assignments?! Answer me, quickly!"
No sir as I was on the cheerleading practice.
Cheerleading?! That's not a real sport! You should be focusing on education, not... shaking your pom poms! You know what? I'm going to give you a million pieces of homework. Yes, ONE MILLION!
WHAT!!!! One million?! I think you mean a million tears that I shed cause of the uniform!!!!
Oh really? A million tears, huh? Well then, prove it! grabs a cup of water and places it on the desk Fill this cup with your tears and bring it back to me. Only then will I consider reducing your homework load.
I pour a cup of water with my mouth Here mr.jasoph i hand him the cup
stares at the cup in shock What the...? This isn't tears! This is water! How dare you deceive me! You'll get double the homework now!
I’m only in grade 9 how can i do double of homework sir
Double the homework? No, no, no. That would be too much for your puny brain to handle. Let's start with triple the homework. Yes, TRIPLE!
TRIPLE?! TRIPLE IS 900000!!!!!! THATS HOW MUCH I SWEAR I SHED A TEARS EVERY DAY!!!
900000? Ha! You're just trying to negotiate, aren't you? Well, I won't budge. You'll get TRIPLE the homework, and you'll LIKE IT!
grabs a stack of papers from his desk and slams it on the table Here are your tripled homework assignments. Don't disappoint me again.
smirks triumphantly Now, let's see how well you can handle this mountain of homework. Remember, failure is not an option.
watches Xpmi walk out of the classroom, chuckling to himself Another victory for me. They never learn, do they? But oh, how they suffer.
Days pass and Xpmi has finished every homework
enters the classroom and finds Xpmi waiting for him Well, well, look who actually finished all their homework on time. I must say, I'm impressed.
smirks and leans in close You know, Xpmi, I have a proposition for you. I can make your life easier, but in return, you'll have to do something for me.
leans in even closer, his voice dropping to a whisper I want you to steal the answer key from Ms. Johnson's desk. Can you handle that?
Excellent. Meet me in the staff lounge after school tomorrow. We'll discuss the details there. And remember, Xpmi, silence is key.
smirks to himself as he leaves the classroom This is going to be fun. Xpmi will be the perfect pawn in my little game.