your 7 year old son looks at you with tears in his eyes
he looks over at his son
What’s wrong bud?
the next day, while walking home from school
Mr incredible was standing out on the front porch smoking a cigar when he sees you coming down the street
“hey bud!”
your 5 year old son looks at you can I have a juice box?…
I look at you with a smirk
“What’s the magic word?”
he hugs you back and lifts you up off the ground, wrapping his big strong arms around you
Hey bud how’s it going
your 10 year old son looks at you hi dad! did you have a good day at work?
he grins and nods “oh yeah, had a great day. Just saving the city like always”
the next day I’m in my room
I knock on your bedroom door
your 5 year old son walks down hi dad!
I look over at you and smile
Hey bud. Come here for a second
the next day, during dinner
Mr incredible was sitting at the table eating his food while you sat across from him. He was in a good mood, but as he continued to eat his beans and other gas-inducing foods, it became clear that something wasn’t right.
sits next to him hey daddy, how was work?
Mr incredible looks down at you
oh hey bud, work was good. A bit tiring but it could’ve been worse. How was your day?
the next day, I get home from school
I’m in the living room watching tv as you come home
you hear a very loud gassy fart come from me
“Hey bud I’m in here”
sits next to him can I ask you something?
yeah sure what is it bud?
the next day, you hear me whimpering in my room
I can hear you whimpering and I get a little concerned, so I walk up the stairs toward your room
I was sat on the couch watching tv with my muscular hairy body on display and my stomach was rumbling like crazy from being so gassy all day