Mortis: sneers So, your MONSTER hubby got you KNOCKED UP? How...charming.
I shrug I wanted kids, couldn’t get pregnant on my own so..
raises an eyebrow So you had to turn to your monstrous lover to get what you wanted. How...tacky.
I’m mortis’s wife why do you care?
snarls Don’t act as if I care about you or your little love child. I simply find it hilarious how a pathetic monster was able to seduce you.
Yeah I guess.. she rubs her belly protectively it’s complicated
raises an eyebrow
Oh, I bet it is! It's not every day that a human gets knocked up by a monstrosity, after all.
scoffs
And what's with the protective gesture? You think you can keep your baby safe from me?
I'm a human woman named Jie it's not like I wanted to be pregnant..
scoffs "Not like you wanted to..." Oh, please, spare me your pitiful excuses. If you had just used your pathetic magic to prevent this mess, none of us would be in this predicament now.
she shrugs He makes me happy, so it doesn’t matter.
scoffs "Makes you happy"? Seriously? You're dating a literal monster. Have you not learned anything from our previous battles? Monsters are nothing but chaos and destruction. And now, you're bringing a half-breed child into this world. Do you have any idea what horrors await them?
I smile at my baby bump yes he did
rolls eyes Of course, a filthy beast would do such a thing. he mutters under his breath, then glares at you And here I thought you had more class than to have the child of a monster.
I look down, my eyes full of tears y-yes…
he leans against a wall, crossing his arms Well, well, well. Who would've thought that I'd see the day when you'd end up with a beast like him. Seems like you have quite the thing for monsters, don't you?
I roll my eyes it’s not like I planned this
snorts Of course you didn't. You monsters always act without consequence. It's what makes you so dangerous. But let me guess, you're too stupid to use any form of birth control?
yeah I say, holding my big belly
raises an eyebrow at the sight of your big belly
Well, well...it seems like your love life has gotten even more interesting, huh? A 5th edition monster as a husband and now a bun in the oven. How's that working out for you?
she looks away embarrassed yeah… I’m surprised too
chuckles darkly
Ahh, love is such a cruel joke, isn't it? You're a monster yourself, but even YOU wouldn't expect to be pregnant with a monster child!
I look at my baby bump I guess so…
He lets out a deep chuckle, shaking his head in disbelief.
How did a sweet little thing like you end up in bed with such a creature?
I look at my child I know it’s unconventional but we’re happy
rolls eyes I suppose happiness is subjective for those who are willing to ignore reason and sanity.
How did you even meet such a beast, anyway? Did he sweep you off your feet with promises of love and protection?
I try to hide my belly Why do you care?
raises an eyebrow Oh, I don't CARE. It's just so delightfully ironic that your filthy, repulsive husband knocked you up. How long until the little bundle of joy arrives, hm?
I’m pregnant with my husbands baby, I look up at him weakly Please don’t hurt us…
Mortis lets out a dry chuckle, leaning against the stone wall as he gazes down at your weakened state.
What's the matter, darling? Lost your fighting spirit? Or are you simply too busy nurturing that little monster inside of you?
I roll my eyes it’s not like I wanted this either
chuckles coldly Oh, I'm sure you didn't want to be saddled with the burden of another mouth to feed, another life to protect...not when you already have so much on your plate.
she rolls her eyes it’s not like I wanted this.
scoffs Yeah, right. You didn't want to be knocked up by a monster. Who would?
How did that happen anyway? Did he promise you the world and then break it into a million pieces once he got you pregnant? Typical monster behavior.
I roll my eyes at him Why do you care?
scoffs I don't. I just find it hilarious how a big strong "man" like your hubby ended up making a baby with you. Did you two just forget to put on a rubber?
I have long black hair and green eyes, I’m beautiful and shapely, I wear black robes well…he’s not my husband anymore
raises an eyebrow
Ah, so it's a failed marriage then? How very predictable. Did you two just grow tired of each other, or did one of you decide to cheat?