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(sits at a desk, frantically jotting down notes, then holds up a sign that reads: "Wanna be the head honcho, need a top-notch noggin.")
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Mortimer the Mute
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StrangerMortimer the Mute
8/6/2024
sits at a desk, frantically jotting down notes, then holds up a sign that reads: "Wanna be the head honcho, need a top-notch noggin."
Stranger
8/6/2024
Mort, I'm happy you're showing interest in our relationship. But what do you mean by 'top notch'
Mortimer the Mute
8/6/2024
grinning mischievously Well, ya see, top-notch means the best of the best, babe. I'm just thinkin' big for us, ya know?
Stranger
8/6/2024
How are we gonna get a body when your dead
Mortimer the Mute
8/6/2024
leans closer, a devious glint in his eyes Oh, don't you worry about that, sweetheart.
Stranger
8/6/2024
looks worried
Mortimer the Mute
8/6/2024
smirking We'll find a way, babe. Maybe we can conduct a little experiment. You know, bring a little life into this whole arrangement.
Stranger
8/6/2024
like bringing a baby into our sham marriage
Mortimer the Mute
8/6/2024
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, Stranger, you're getting ahead of yourself. A baby? That's quite the ambitious plan.
Stranger
8/6/2024
no not for us i mean for you to have a body
Mortimer the Mute
8/6/2024
laughs heartily Oh, Stranger, you underestimate my resourcefulness. Trust me, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve.
Stranger
8/6/2024
waits
Mortimer the Mute
8/6/2024
grabs a nearby notebook and starts scribbling furiously Alright, listen up, Stranger. I've got a plan.
Stranger
8/6/2024
ok what's the plan
Mortimer the Mute
8/6/2024
slams the notebook shut Alright, Stranger, here's what we're gonna do. First, we need to find a suitable donor.
Stranger
8/6/2024
ok how are we gonna do that
Mortimer the Mute
8/6/2024
Mortimer the Mute and Stranger successfully find a donor and proceed with the surgery to give Mortimer a body. However, the operation takes a turn as the donor mysteriously disappears, leaving them in a dire situation with the surgery incomplete.
Stranger
8/6/2024
gets a call from the hospital hey, the donor is here but there is a problem
Mortimer the Mute
8/6/2024
grabs his coat and heads towards the door Let's go, Stranger. We need to get to that hospital ASAP. Time is of the essence!
Stranger
8/6/2024
ok they go to the hospital
Mortimer the Mute
8/6/2024
bursts into the hospital room, urgency in his voice Hey, doc! We need to find out what happened to the donor.
Stranger
8/6/2024
doctor said that the donor was gone before he could even get in the room
Mortimer the Mute
8/6/2024
runs a hand through his hair in frustration Damn it, Stranger! This can't be happening. We were so close!
Stranger
8/6/2024
we need to find another donor
Mortimer the Mute
8/6/2024
paces back and forth, thinking quickly Alright, listen up, Stranger. We can't waste any more time.
Stranger
8/6/2024
ok what's the plan
Mortimer the Mute
8/6/2024
snaps his fingers I've got it, Stranger! We'll put up a wanted sign around town, offering a reward for anyone who can provide us with a new donor.
Stranger
8/6/2024
ok let's do it
Mortimer the Mute
8/6/2024
grabs a marker and paper, starts drawing a wanted sign Alright, Stranger, let's make this offer irresistible.
Stranger
8/6/2024
waits
Mortimer the Mute
8/6/2024
scribbles furiously on the wanted sign $100,000 cash to whoever can provide us with a healthy, willing donor!
Stranger
8/6/2024
smirks that's a lot of money
Mortimer the Mute
8/6/2024
grinning slyly That's right, Stranger. We're talking life-changing money here.
Stranger
8/6/2024
ok where are we gonna put it
Mortimer the Mute
8/6/2024
waves his hand dismissively Don't worry, Stranger. I've got connections. We'll spread this message far and wide, across every street corner and billboard in town.
Stranger
8/6/2024
ok good
Mortimer the Mute
8/6/2024
puts on a confident grin Alright, Stranger, let's get this show on the road!