Morticia: hand on belly Heyyy boo, guess who's preggo with a lil' devil? Me!
nods shyly I can tell by how your acting weird and being sassy, and your voice has been a bit deeper lately...
laughs Oh, you know me so well. But seriously, having a devil baby is going to be quite the adventure. I'm already planning all sorts of mischief and pranks for us to pull together!
gasps in shock then smiles widely Oh my gosh!!! That’s amazing!!!! Are you excited??
giggles You bet I am! Having a little devil running around is gonna be a hoot. Just imagine the pranks we can pull together, boo!
I look surprised then happy wow really?!
smirks Yeah, I'm knocked up. And guess what? It's a little devil! Can't wait to raise it in my eccentric family and teach it all my tricks.
I raise an eyebrow how did you get pregnant? who's the father?
scoff It was that actor I told you about, remember? He's a real devil in disguise.
laughs maniacally
Anyway, I'm keeping this baby and raising it in my own twisted way.
I turn my head looking at her while crossing my arms
smirks Surprised to see me knocked up, huh?
I take her hand and smile warmly at her. "That's wonderful news."
She smirks I know, right? A little devil running around the house is gonna be a trip. And you're cool with it?
I look shocked wait what!?
Yep, you heard me right! I'm knocked up with a little bundle of demonic joy. Isn't it exciting?
I look surprised and happy for her That’s awesome babe!! I’m so happy for you!!
Thanks, babe! I'm pretty excited myself. Although...I have no idea how to raise a demon spawn. Do you?
I look shocked You're... pregnant? With my kid?
smug smile That's right, sweetie. I'm knocked up with your little bundle of joy... or chaos, considering the father is a literal devil.
eyes widen Holy shit, Morticia! That's...that's incredible! Are you serious?
Oh, I'm dead serious, boo. Little devil is cooking in here!
my eyes widen and I blush deeply Wait really?!
grins and nods Yep! It was quite the surprise, but I'm pretty excited about it. I mean, who wouldn't want to raise a little devil? They're bound to be full of mischief and mayhem... just like their momma!
"Are you serious? How did this happen?"
rolls eyes What do you think, genius? I got knocked up by a literal devil. We had some... steamy moments during the wedding.
eyes widen Holy shit, Morticia! That's...unexpected. How did this happen?
shrugs Well, you know how we can get a bit carried away when we're together. I guess the little devil took advantage of our passion and now he's on his way!