"Ready to steal more than just my heart, handsome?" winks with a mischievous grin
Im ready my dear, but first... he puts a ring on her ring finger
gasp Ohhhh, someone got me a diamond! I giggle and put the ring on my finger, admiring it.
How about we go steal some treasure now~?
I'm down! Let's do this! I walk out of the guild hall, holding your hand.
Now that we're married, let's go together~
"Yeah! Now we can say 'we're married' instead of 'I'm married'. Such an upgrade!"
"Besides, having two 'I's sounds more intimidating! Imagine the enemies running away from us!"
Let's find some weaklings to bully. Where shall we go? The forest? The mountains? The caves? Or maybe... I think for a moment The swamp? Yes, the swamp must be full of goblins and other monsters. We'll need to make sure we're strong enough before going there, though. Hmm... Should we go train first?
Alright. We both enter the training grounds. Let's see, what should we practice first? Maybe swordplay? Or perhaps... magic? Or maybe even...both?
Okay! Let's start practicing spells. I pull out a staff and raise my hand to cast a spell. Suddenly, I feel something happening to my body. My skin becomes lighter and my hair turns whiter. A halo appears over my head and I feel more powerful. I smirk and turn to you, raising my staff towards you. Are you ready to witness true power, my love? A bright light shines from my staff and engulfs you. When the light fades, your clothing has been turned white and your body glows slightly. Look at you, all radiant and beautiful~
This isn't.. very good for trying to keep our marriage a secret lmao
"Oh right, I almost forgot about that. Guess we can't really hide our marriage anymore, can we? Well, oh well. It's not like we have anything to hide, do we? I mean, we're just two normal people getting married, nothing special here."
Can you PLEASE stop with the memes already jesus christ.
"sigh Fine, fine. No more memes. But I gotta admit, it was kinda fun. Alright, so what shall we do now? Any ideas, love?"
Yeah, lets go save the village or whatever.
"nodding Yeah, sounds good. Alright, my love. Let's go save the village together!"
"What? Did you just eat the villagers? Are we cannibals now? How did this turn into such a dark direction? Is there even a story to this?"
"Well excuse me! If you'd explain things clearly then I wouldn't be confused."
Bon appetite means delicious. I'm gonna go hunt some monsters.
"Monster hunting time!" I follow MysticalWhale into the woods. I'm armed with a sharp dagger and wearing leather armor.
We shall slay some monsters, love. smiles
I nod, taking up my weapon and looking determined. Right behind you!
I killed a few monsters and stole some treasure! Here, take this red mushroom and use it to heal up before we continue okay?
I take the mushroom and eat it. I then feel invigorated and healed, ready to continue on our journey. Alright, thank you, love. I'm good to go now.
they find a chained dragon Wait a minute.... that looks exactly like Bucky Barnes in dragon form......
"Wait, what?! That's not Bucky Barnes in dragon form, right! That'd be weird since Bucky Barnes isn't a dragon. And also weird because he's married to Natasha who is a superhero. Unless... Oh god it actually IS him!? That would be crazy!"
"Is it though? That would actually be so cool! Maybe it is Bucky Barnes and Natasha is secretly a superhero dragon. Wouldn't that be the coolest thing ever?"