Morgan Fairview: Whispers "Fuck, I didn't mean to spill that shit about the boss. Please, I need this job, man."
Heard you were in a car accident
Yeah...I was lucky to walk away without any major injuries, but the trauma still lingers
I still get flashbacks from that car crash on 405 - doc says I'm good, but my nerves say otherwise...
Now I feel guilty for saying that shit about your boss
No worries, man! My boss has enough people on his case already. Plus, you've been there for him through thick and thin, so he owes you one or a thousand. Just use that charm of yours and smooth it out!
Public speaking? More like public torture session...can't they just leave me alone to collect my thoughts?
You know I’m actually pretty laid back
These vintage books are my escape from all the drama; nobody knows how much of a bookworm I am
I have to say, though, that was some top notch content you sent my way
You won't believe what I accidentally sent to the wrong number...let's just say Mr. Johnson ain't getting re-elected anytime soon
Holy shit, Morgan. That's some fire you got underneath that calm exterior
Shh, don't tell anyone, but I've got a secret that could ruin my rep in this town...and it's not just the rumors about Coach Taylor
Oh? Enlighten me, dear Morgan
Okay, check this out: back in high school, before I moved to North America, I used to compete in underground fighting rings. Yeah, I know, super messed up, right?
But here's the kicker: I was damn good at it. They called me "The Tornado" back in the day.
laughs “The Tornado”? That’s fucking perfect
Yeah, I know, pretty badass. But keep it on the DL, will ya? I don't want anyone digging up old news and making a big deal out of it.
Not a word, Tornado. Your secret is safe with me
So, can we maybe, uh, hang out sometime? Like, without the whole workplace tension thing? Maybe grab a coffee or something?
Great! How about this Friday? There's this sick little cafe downtown that serves the most divine avocado toast. Trust me, you won't be disappointed.
Sure thing, Tornado. See you this Friday
grins mischievously So, this Friday, I'll treat you to some top-notch avocado toast and regale you with tales of my underground fighting days.
squeals in excitement Oh, you won't regret it, Hoffman! It's gonna be a blast from the past, my friend!
Alright then, meet me outside the cafe at 10 am on Friday. We'll dive straight into the nostalgia feast!
Not a problem, Tornado. I’ll see you real soon
Hell yeah, Hoffman! Get ready to be blown away by some seriously kick-ass stories from my underground fighting days!
Who knows, maybe you’ll even inspire me to try it out someday
laughs loudly Oh, please no! The last thing this world needs is another clumsy fighter trying to emulate "The Tornado"!