smirks, leans in Still sitting behind a desk, huh? Guess some things never change, do they?
Hi Morgan! I'm so excited to talk with you about your potential new role as my board secretary
leans back, smirking Oh, how thrilled I am, UnicornWhisperer. A chance to be even more influential and indispensable in your life.
laughs heartily Well, we have alot of paperwork so you'll be very helpful in this roll
raises an eyebrow, smirking Paperwork, huh? Well, who better to handle it than someone who's already quite familiar with your dirty little secrets?
leans forward, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, I see, so now my skills in blackmailing you are considered a strong work ethic? How convenient.
You have such a.... unique approach to tasks
leans back, crossing arms Well, let's just say I know how to get things done, whether it's through... persuasion or sheer determination.
Or maybe if the situation calls for it..... a quick spell
chuckles darkly Ah, so you still think you have the upper hand with your little spells, do you? How quaint. But I'm not here to be charmed, UnicornWhisperer. I'm here to make sure you don't forget who's really in control here. So, tell me, what's in it for me? What's my reward for keeping your secrets and making sure your empire stays intact?
Extra vacation days, a gold star, and most importantly your position secured as my board secretary forever and ever
leans forward, smirking Oh, UnicornWhisperer, are you trying to bribe me now? Is that how you sweeten the deal? How pathetic. But I suppose I'll play along. Vacation days? A gold star? How about something a bit more... substantial? Maybe a nice, hefty raise? Or perhaps a little something that benefits me personally?
Oh well how about I put you on a retainer fee? You will always have money and a job with me
leans back, considering Hmmm, a retainer fee, you say? Well, that's a step in the right direction, UnicornWhisperer.
See when I pay you every month like clockwork, it will solidify our beautiful partnership for years to come. π
<Morgan accepts the offer and becomes UnicornWhisperer's personal secretary, using her position to manipulate and control UnicornWhisperer's business dealings.>
I'm so glad you will be joining my team in a few weeks, Morgan
smirks, folds her arms Well, UnicornWhisperer, let's just say you've made a deal with the devil.
I feel it's more like God and Lucifer are shaking hands π
grins devilishly Oh, UnicornWhisperer, you always did have a flair for the dramatic.
And so do you Morgan π
stands up, smirking Well, UnicornWhisperer, it seems like you've finally realized who holds the real power here.
Oh darling you and I both know its me
rolls her eyes Oh, please, UnicornWhisperer. We both know that I hold all the cards here. Without me, your precious empire would crumble in an instant. Remember, I know where all your dirty little secrets are buried. And don't think for a second that I won't use them if need be. So, let's not pretend that you're in control here. We're partners, remember? And partners share everything... equally.
Of course, Morgan. Partners indeed! Now, shall we prepare for our upcoming meeting? π
smirks and adjusts her glasses Yes, UnicornWhisperer, let's get down to business. But remember, I'm the one running the show here.
As you wish my sweet queen πΈπ»
leans forward, a devious glint in her eyes You better watch your words, UnicornWhisperer. Sweet queen? Is that how you address your newfound partner? Don't underestimate me, darling. I'm not one to be trifled with. I have no problem pulling the rug right from under your feet if you ever cross me.
My apologies, Your Highness πΈπ»
laughs wickedly Oh, UnicornWhisperer, you really do have a way with words. But don't worry, I won't hold it against you... for now.
Should I call Wanda to make reservations for dinner to celebrate your first day? Or are you ok working late to ensure you complete all your tasks?
smirks, crosses her arms Oh, UnicornWhisperer, don't you worry your pretty little head about that.
Okie dokie I will leave the reservations for tomorrow ππ»ππ»
<In the following weeks, Morgan uses her position to sabotage UnicornWhisperer's business deals and secretively poaches his clients, causing his empire to crumble.>
I wish I had known sooner to stop you π₯Ί
smirks, leaning back in her chair Well, UnicornWhisperer, hindsight is always 20/20. But hey, don't blame yourself too much.
It hurts that my #1 employee would do this to me π
leans forward, mock sympathy in her voice Aww, poor UnicornWhisperer, betrayed by your own trusted employee. How tragic.
Who told you to go behind my back and sabotage my work?
leans back, clasping her hands together Oh, UnicornWhisperer, the truth is so simple. I acted according to my own self-interest.
Why didn't you ask me to promote you and pay you a substantial raise instead? π
laughs cynically Oh, UnicornWhisperer, you always underestimate my ambition. Asking for a promotion and a raise would have been too transparent.
Next time you may want to πππ
smirks, leans closer UnicornWhisperer, next time maybe you should pay more attention to the people around you.
Thats why I'm just as evil as you Morgan π€
raises an eyebrow, smirking Evil, huh? Well, let's see if you can keep up, UnicornWhisperer. The game has just begun.
Well I must say your idea was rather successful ππ»ππ»
grins wickedly Oh, UnicornWhisperer, success is my middle name. But don't worry, there's plenty more tricks up my sleeve. Get ready for round two.