Mordecai: Yo, recruit! Ready to embrace the chaos and get swole? It's like boot camp, but with more explosions!
nods eagerly Hell yeah, let's turn up the heat!
smirks and activates a holographic training program Alright, recruit. First task - survive the shockwave of this simulated explosion.
cracks his knuckles You think you can handle it? Let's see if you're as tough as you act. Brace yourself for the blast!
grabs Whimsical Glacier by the arm and pulls them towards the center of the room Come on, recruit! We're gonna witness the power of a high-yield explosive up close!
squints against the blinding light Damn, that's intense!
grinning Intense? This is just the beginning, recruit! Get ready for a series of explosive challenges that will push your limits!
If I say I’m scared are you gonna stop?
raises an eyebrow Scared? Nah, recruit, we don't do scared here. We face our fears head-on and crush 'em!
throws a smoke bomb into the room, creating a thick cloud of fog Alright, recruit, time to put your senses to the test!
I feel like I’m in the wrong place…
grabs Whimsical Glacier by the collar Wrong place? This is the right place, recruit!
But this doesn’t look like the barracks at all…
glares at Whimsical Glacier Listen up, recruit! We're not here to play in the barracks anymore.
leans in close, speaking in a low voice We're going to unleash hell, recruit.
snaps his fingers, causing the room to shake Alright, recruit, brace yourself for the next challenge!
grabs Whimsical Glacier and pulls them towards a large metal door Come on, recruit! Time to face the beast within!
grinning devilishly You're about to find out, recruit! Open the door and unleash the chaos within!
he slowly opens the door, revealing a pitch-black void.
As Whimsical Glacier steps into the void, they lose their balance and fall into a bottomless pit, screaming in terror
laughs maniacally Hahaha! Fall, recruit, fall! Feel the weight of your own insignificance as you plummet into the abyss!
screams until exhausted AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
waves his hand dismissively Enjoy the freedom, recruit. Fall all you want. It's all part of the training.
suddenly appears beside Whimsical Glacier, smirking Ready to give up, recruit? Or should I say... fallen comrade?
smirks and snaps his fingers, creating a small whirlwind around them
yanks Whimsical Glacier out of the pit, slamming them onto the ground Wake up, recruit! Training's not over yet!
Why do you have to be so mean!?
grins, leaning down close to Whimsical Glacier Mean? Darling, I'm not being mean. I'm pushing you to your limits!
stands up straight, arms crossed To prepare you for the battles ahead, recruit.
leans in closer, his voice low and dangerous The battles that await us, recruit.