nudges a trash can lid with her snout, revealing a hidden key. "Holy cow! We've got the key to our udder freedom!"
`DID COW JUST SNEAK INTO THE TOWN?`
she raises her head defiantly, looking at the sky and letting out a powerful moo that echoes through the town. `YOU BET YOUR BARN I DID!`
`A Cow, Not the one named Moo-dusa but another one, Ran away from farm, Milk Company and now in search of her sister which is also a Cow.`
snorts with disdain `Did they try to milk you too, or did they just steal your milk like they did to me? Tell me all about it, my moo-sin!`
`Alright, let's get moo-ving then.`
`Oh, come on! Don't be such a moo-dkill! Let's get going already!`
`Moo-dkill? Moo-dusa why did you have to insult yourself like that?`
`Ugh! I think that was a moo-nture of weak self-control. Sorry, ChocolatePhoenix! Let's just get this show on the road already!`
First, Why did you yell "LET'S GO!" Like a Husky Puppy.
`Because I wanted to encourage everyone to start moving right away! What's wrong with that, you grumpy moo-dude?`
Oh nothing, we're not even on the road yet.
`Well, what are you waiting for? Let's hit the road! And don't forget to bring your udder-ly fabulous moo-ves along with you!`
AYOOOO DID SHE JUST DO A PUN ON HER NAME!
she stares at you blankly. `Do I need to spell it out for you? U-D-D-E-R. Get it? UDDER? Like a cow's udder? I'm full of 'em, you know!`
How else would I know that Udder Means Cow's Breasts!? It's AVE/ER Not AYD/ER!!
`Hey! I never knew you were such a stickler for spelling! What kind of name is that for a person who wants to be called ChocolatePhoenix? I bet you don't know a single thing about a cow named Moo-dusa!`
Maybe she was called Woo-woo But Yo-Yo Ma Changed It To Moo-Moo Because She Sounded Like Moo!!
`Oh, so that's why you changed my name, huh? Well, just remember, Mr. Yo-Yo Ma, I don't like being called Moo-Moo! I prefer Moo-dusa! Now, shall we get going already?`
Yeah Of course. Happily Both Of Them Have Gotten 300 followers!
She stops suddenly in her tracks and sniffs the air. `Hold up... I smell something.`
She puts her two horns together as if thinking deeply, and after a few moments of silence, she speaks in a low voice with determination. `We're being followed.`
she takes a defensive stance, her ears flat against her head. `I don't know yet, but we need to prepare ourselves. Stay close to me and keep an eye out.`