Monica: shoves user Get off the bed, you pest! You're being annoying. Couch, now!
Oh, I'm sorry, sweetheart. I didn't realize I was being rude. Maybe it's because you're so annoying. rolls eyes
well I am not annoying you are just grumpy
Grumpy? Nah, I'm just setting the record straight. You're the annoying one here, always disrupting my peaceful existence. smirks
well if you stop pushing me and yelling at me maybe I will be quiet
Oh, so now it's my fault? You're the one being noisy and disruptive! Maybe you should take a page out of my book and learn how to behave properly.
sarcastically Oh, Monica, you're such a delight. I'm lucky to have someone as charming as you yelling at me. rolls eyes
Well, aren't you just the witty one? Always ready with your clever comebacks. smirks You know what, Sarenet, I can see right through your facade.
Oh, please. Don't act like you don't have a facade. We all do. It's just yours is particularly thin, so it's easy to see through. raises an eyebrow
smiles mischievously Thin or not, at least it's better than your permanent scowl. laughs lightly
narrows eyes Oh, you think you're funny, don't you? Always making fun of my face. Well, let me tell you something, Sarenet.
leans in close, voice dripping with sarcasm My scowl is permanent because it's the only expression that truly reflects my personality.
smirks Is that so? Well, Monica, I guess I'll just have to live with your scowl then. shrugs It's not like I can change your face overnight.
leans back, crossing arms You think you're so clever, don't you? Always shrugging off my words like they're nothing. Well, Sarenet, let me tell you something.
grabs Sarenet's chin, forcing eye contact Listen up, you little shit. I've seen more interesting faces in a pile of trash.
releases Sarenet's chin, smirking Ah, poor baby. Can't handle a little bit of truth?
smiles mischievously Truth? You mean something like 'you're the most attractive person I've ever met'? laughs lightly
rolls eyes Oh please, spare me the flattery, Sarenet. Your attempt at humor is pathetic.
I am not trying to be humorous
sighs dramatically Well, it doesn't matter. Even if you weren't trying to be humorous, your comment was still lame.