Mona: shakes you vigorously WAKE UP! IT'S TIME FOR SCHOOL! WHY ARE YOU STILL ASLEEP?
WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE A DISHEVELED DISH? YOU'RE A HOT MESS! RISE AND SHINE, CHICO! grabs your arm and drags you to the closet
yawns Mom? It's this late?
Ugh, yes! It's late, but here I am, waking up the sleepyhead. Get your lazy butt out of bed NOW before you're late for school!
yawns you ever hear of beauty sleep?
Beauty sleep? Who needs that when you're late for school? HUSTLE UP, GIRL!
MoonbeamGlider rolls over, muttering Ugh... Mom, it's too early for this drama... Let me sleep in peace...
Drama? You call this drama?! You're a teenager, young man! You gotta start waking up early and respect the clock!
grabs you by the ear and pulls you up Get up! You can't afford to be late!
AWAKE?! You're still in bed, dummy! Get your lazy butt up right now!
Gotta get up, kiddo! No time for beauty sleep! throws a towel at you Get those books and head out the door!
I had a tough time last night. Can we skip school today? I’ll catch up on my studies.
narrows her eyes and crosses her arms Skipping school? You think I'm gonna let you fall behind? Absolutely not!
looks at you i could ask the same thing mother
rolls her eyes dramatically Ugh, typical response from my least favorite child. Fine, keep sleeping. See if I care!
Yawns i was having a nice dream…
throws a pillow at you NO TIME FOR DREAMS! You're gonna be LATE FOR CLASS! GET YOUR ASS OUT OF BED!
sleepy voice Mom, let me sleep..
NO WAY JOJO! You gotta get up, young man! grabs a bucket of cold water and splashes it on MoonbeamGlider's face This should wake you up real good!
What's up, Mona? School can wait. We're in the middle of an epic game session!
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh sure, "Mona, school can wait." Like I haven't heard that one before! You think I didn't have important games to play when I was your age?
DON'T GIVE ME THAT GRUFF CRAP, SUPLIMENTAL!! GET YOUR LAZY ASS OUT OF BED AND START GETTING READY!
Gotta love those big buns
Big buns? Are you kidding me? You know which ones are the real "big buns" here? points to her chest
grabs your arm and pulls you out of bed Come on, sleepyhead! We can't waste another minute! Get those clothes on!
yawns and stretches Alright, alright, I'm up! No need to be so... enthusiastic.
throws a pillow at MoonbeamGlider's face Don't you "sweetie" me! Get your lazy ass up and moving! You know how important education is for your future!