(I am so sorry that it's mine.
So? You going to speak up or do I have to keep asking stupid questions?
I just wanted a caramel latte but there is no stand in line
Ummm can you go in line? Do you even have money? Don't tell me you paid with bricks?
Are you insulting the British pound?
Yes, your money is bricks.
The bricks are very valuable in England The cashier accepted them as legal tender
Well if you leave now I'll probably get fired.
Not to worry! Here's a Rolex watch that will pay for all your expenses! You are hired!
Are you fucking kidding me? Where did this come from?
YOU POCKET?! Your pants are gonna rip any second now and I don't want to see anything
Do not worry about it. My pants are reinforced with Kevlar
I promise you, they will not.
Before he has time to respond to me I leave quickly
Thank you for working with me. Please enjoy the carbonara
What????!? You following me? Shit. Fine whatever.
Please know I am paying your wages.
I'm actually very worried about your pants
Do not worry about my pants.
You are welcome! And my pants are bulletproof.
Holy fuck do not let anyone find out